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144 buffets

Day 145

Shiki Buffet & Hibachi Grill - Tinley Park

Tinley Park, IL

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.0His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $22.34/person

The first buffet he's been to that does tater tots

Day 144

Hibachi Grill & Supreme Buffet

Nashville, TN

No rating givenYelp said 2.6
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.53/person
Day 143

Two Volcano Seafood Boil Buffet

Burbank, IL

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.6His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.1
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $19.79/person

His first nachos at a Chinese buffet

Day 141

China Buffet

Carol Stream, IL

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.2
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $18.50/person

The first buffet he's been to without fried rice

Day 140

Shiki Buffet - Glendale Heights

Glendale Heights, IL

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.3His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.8
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $22.04/person

Like the first fountain he's seen filled with nothing but turtles

Day 139

Feast Asian Buffet

Hanover Park, IL

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.1His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $22.07/person
Day 138

Royal Sushi & Seafood Buffet

Hoffman Estates, IL

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.1
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $28.35/person

Never really seen pizza presented like this, sliced individually

Day 137

Hibachi Grill Asian Buffet

Elk Grove Village, IL

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.3His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $16.75/person

A new kind of yellow crab rangoon he's never seen before

Day 136

Nuevo China Buffet

Northlake, IL

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.5His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $20.85/person

The first crab-and-cheese salad he's had that wasn't disgusting

Day 135

Somerset Gourmet Buffet

Somerset, PA

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 3.2
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $30.74 total
Day 134

56 Buffet

Johnstown, PA

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.01.8His ratingYelp said 2.8
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $19.07/person

The driest egg roll he's ever eaten

Day 133

Main Moon

Johnstown, PA

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.6His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons tried; no clear verdict
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.90/person
Day 132

Panda Buffet

Ebensburg, PA

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.0His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.19/person

Never seen rangoons all puffed up like this

Day 131

Z Buffet N Grill

Indiana, PA

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.9His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.8
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $20.47/person
Day 130

TJ Buffet Sushi And Grill

Pittsburgh, PA

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.7His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.1
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.11/person
Day 129

Fortune Star Buffet & Grill

Monroeville, PA

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.0His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.4
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $13.86/person
Day 128

Hokkaido Seafood Buffet

Pittsburgh, PA

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.6His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.8
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.18/person
Day 127

China Buffet King

Pittsburgh, PA

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.8His ratingYelp said 2.7
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.50/person
Day 126

Happy Garden Buffet

Wheeling, WV

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.6His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 4.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $16.04/person
Day 125

Oriental Super Buffet

Zanesville, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.1His ratingYelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $19.67/person

First cinnamon rolls he recalls finding at these buffets.

Day 124

Asian Star China Buffet

Columbus, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $38.85 total

First buffet he recalls serving individual pie slices already on plates.

Day 123

China City Buffet

Columbus, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.6His ratingYelp said 2.6
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $14.03/person

Calls an unnamed, mayonnaise-like dish the wettest he has ever seen.

Day 122

East Gourmet Buffet

Fort Worth, TX

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.3His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.2
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.31/person
Day 121

Asian King Buffet

Fort Worth, TX

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.2His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.2
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $21.63/person
Day 120

Asian Star Buffet

Fort Worth, TX

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.3His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $17.96/person
Day 119

Panda Buffet

Fort Worth, TX

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.1His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $16.44/person

Calls the garlic bread pizza the most amazing thing he has ever eaten.

Day 118

China Harbor Super Buffet

Arlington, TX

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.3His ratingYelp said 2.8
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $21.10/person

His first sighting of a baked crab cake across hundreds of Chinese buffets.

Day 117

King Buffet

Arlington, TX

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout4.3His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $41.11 total
Day 116

Asian Buffet

Arlington, TX

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.3His ratingYelp said 3.4
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $20.56/person

His first tamale at a Chinese buffet

Day 115

Yichiban Buffet

Euless, TX

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.52/person
Day 114

Asian King Buffet

Hurst, TX

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.9His ratingYelp said 3.8
  • Rangoons tried; no clear verdict
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.39/person
Day 113

Asian Buffet

Watauga, TX

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.7
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.39/person
Day 112

Buffet Palace

Richland Hills, TX

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.5His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.8
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $14.60/person
Day 111

China Flag Buffet

Saginaw, TX

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.3His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.4
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.39/person

The soggiest-looking sesame chicken he's ever seen

Day 110

Yummy Buffet

Fort Worth, TX

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 2.8
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $13.63/person

His first Chinese buffet in Texas: 'a whole new state'

Day 109

Grand Buffet

Circleville, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.6His ratingYelp said 2.4
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $19.25/person
Day 108

Han Buffet

Cincinnati, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 4.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $13.73/person
Day 107

Coco China Buffet

Bluffton, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher5.0His ratingYelp said 3.7
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $14.93/person

One of the best garlic shrimp of his life

Day 106

China Buffet

Fort Wayne, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.70/person
Day 105

Great Wall Buffet

Fort Wayne, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.0His ratingYelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.18/person

The world's sloppiest sushi (though it ain't bad)

Day 104

Great Wall Chinese Restaurant

Huntington, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.7His ratingYelp said 3.1
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $13.83/person

His first proper egg foo young

Day 103

New Asian Buffet

Wabash, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.5His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.83/person
Day 102

Great Wall Buffet

Kokomo, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.9His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $12.83/person
Day 101

Ichiban Buffet & Grill

Kokomo, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.8His ratingYelp said 3.8
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $15.50/person

Probably one of the biggest buffets he's ever seen

Day 100

Great China Buffet

Frankfort, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.5His ratingYelp said 3.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.95/person
Day 99

Everything OK

Frankfort, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.00.0His ratingYelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $33.50 total
Day 98

Buffet King

Lebanon, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.5His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $14.16/person
Day 97

China Buffet

Avon, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $30.19 total
Day 96

Dong's China Buffet

Mooresville, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.7His ratingYelp said 3.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $15.66/person

The cleanest slice of pizza he's ever pulled from a Chinese buffet

Day 95

China Buffet

Martinsville, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.1His ratingYelp said 3.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.27/person
Day 94

China Star Buffet

Bloomington, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 3.4
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.00/person
Day 93

Great Taste Buffet

Bloomington, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.2His ratingYelp said 3.2
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $13.00/person
Day 92

Mr. Hibachi Buffet

Bloomington, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.0His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $18.86/person
Day 91

N V China Buffet

North Vernon, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.3His ratingYelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.83/person
Day 90

Great Wall Chinese Buffet

Greensburg, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.5His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.40/person
Day 89

Golden Oak Grill Buffet

Oak Ridge, TN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.2His ratingYelp said 3.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.10/person

Probably one of the best mac and cheeses he's had on the channel

Day 88

Hibachi Grill & Supreme Buffet

Knoxville, TN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.3His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $19.11/person
Day 87

Grand Buffet

Knoxville, TN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher5.0His ratingYelp said 3.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $16.37/person

The first buffet he's been to with both pizza and chicken nuggets

Day 86

China Wok Buffet

Knoxville, TN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.3His ratingYelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $13.06/person
Day 85

Osaka Grill and Sushi Buffet

Knoxville, TN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.1His ratingYelp said 3.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $13.66/person

The toughest chicken he's ever eaten

Day 84

New Happy Garden Grand Buffet

Waynesville, NC

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.01.3His ratingYelp said 2.3
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $36.37 total
Day 83

Yao Buffet Sushi Grill

Asheville, NC

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $16.00/person

Probably one of the best crab rangoons he's had

Day 82

Sakura Hibachi Buffet

North Myrtle Beach, SC

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.8His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $16.72/person
Day 81

Taste of Asia Buffet

Myrtle Beach, SC

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.7His ratingYelp said 2.7
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $22.29/person
Day 80

Happy China

Randleman, NC

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.3His ratingYelp said 3.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $13.85/person
Day 79

Bamboo Garden II

Archdale, NC

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.6His ratingYelp said 2.8
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $14.18/person
Day 78

Asian House Hibachi Buffet

Mount Airy, NC

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.01.8His ratingYelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.30/person
Day 77

China Wok Buffet

Wytheville, VA

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $12.98/person
Day 76

Merryland Express

Beckley, WV

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.1His ratingYelp said 2.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $13.97/person
Day 75

China Buffet

Charleston, WV

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.9His ratingYelp said 3.9
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.29/person

The first buffet he's seen with a checklist of when it gets cleaned

Day 74

Dragon Garden Buffet

St. Albans, WV

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.4
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $14.18/person

The first stuffed shrimp he's had that was actually good

Day 73

Moon Buffet

Eleanor, WV

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.3His ratingYelp said 3.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $11.61/person

The stickiest table he's ever touched

Day 72

New Grand Buffet

Chillicothe, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.8His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $13.40/person
Day 71

Old Town Buffet

Bowling Green, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.3His ratingYelp said 3.2
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $16.00/person
Day 70

China City Buffet

Perrysburg, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $17.87/person

The first buffet he's seen with a fridge for every dressing

Day 69

China One Buffet

Oregon, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $15.08/person
Day 68

Hong Kong Buffet

Toledo, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.7
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.92/person
Day 67

Mr Panda Buffet

Toledo, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.6
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $14.86/person
Day 66

Ocean Garden Buffet

Toledo, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.2His ratingYelp said 3.6
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $12.92/person
Day 65

Royal Buffet

Findlay, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.6His ratingYelp said 2.6
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $16.16/person

The goopiest, most sauce-drowned coconut shrimp he's ever seen

Day 64

Asian Buffet

Lima, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.01.0His ratingYelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.50/person
Day 63

Hong Kong Buffet & Grill

Sidney, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.6
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.34/person
Day 62

Golden Bowl Buffet

Troy, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.8
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.58/person

Like the best peanut butter chicken he's ever had

Day 61

Katana Buffet

Canton, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.0His ratingYelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $24.17/person

Absolutely the driest chicken he's ever seen

Day 60

Royal Buffet & Grill

Akron, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.3His ratingYelp said 2.6
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $46.00 total

More expensive than any other buffet he'd been to

Day 59

Fun Buffet

Twinsburg, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.9His ratingYelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $35.20 total
Day 58

Kumo Japanese Seafood Buffet

Cleveland, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.2
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.81/person

One of the biggest Chinese buffets he's been to

Day 57

Sakura Buffet

Parma Heights, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.0His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $19.42/person
Day 56

Dragon Buffet

Medina, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.8His ratingYelp said 3.4
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $33.63 total
Day 55

China Buffet

Ontario, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.8His ratingYelp said 3.4
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.11/person
Day 54

Hong Kong Buffet

Marion, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.82/person
Day 53

Tian Fu Buffet

Delaware, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.8His ratingYelp said 3.1
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $16.04/person

The first time he'd seen sweet rice cooked right into a pineapple

Day 52

Asian Cafe

Marysville, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.8His ratingYelp said 3.2
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $11.18/person
Day 51

China City Buffet

Florence, KY

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.5His ratingYelp said 3.1
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.81/person
Day 50

Fu Yuan Hibachi Buffet

Plainfield, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.2His ratingYelp said 3.1
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $21.87/person

The driest chicken he's ever seen on planet earth

Day 49

Super China Buffet

Indianapolis, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.0His ratingYelp said 3.1
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.01/person
Day 48

Daily Buffet & Grill

Indianapolis, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.7His ratingYelp said 2.7
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.79/person

Probably the coolest setup of any buffet he'd seen so far, with an intricate wheel display

Day 47

Super China Buffet

Indianapolis, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.9His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.00/person

Some of the wettest mac and cheese he's ever seen

Day 46

Queen Buffet

Indianapolis, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.2His ratingYelp said 3.8
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $20.70/person

Probably one of the best garlic breads of his buffet career

Day 45

New China Buffet

Batesville, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.8His ratingYelp said 3.6
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $13.90/person

Probably the most original thing he'd seen so far: a buffet that covers its food

Day 44

Hibachi Grill Supreme Buffet

Georgetown, KY

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.0His ratingYelp said 2.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.36/person
Day 43

Supreme Hibachi Buffet

Lexington, KY

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $17.59/person
Day 42

Golden Buffet

Lexington, KY

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.5His ratingYelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.54/person
Day 41

New Ichiban Buffet

Nicholasville, KY

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.7His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No

A huge koi pond you can feed: probably the coolest thing he'd seen so far, better than the Newport Aquarium

Day 40

No 1 China Buffet

Lexington, KY

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.0His ratingYelp said 2.7
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $14.83/person

Probably one of the saddest ribs he's ever seen in his life

Day 39

Happy Dragon

Dry Ridge, KY

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher5.0His ratingYelp said 4.1
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $18.49/person

The best thing he's ever had at a Chinese buffet in his life

Day 38

Hibachi Buffet

Louisville, KY

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.0His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.7
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.36/person
Day 37

Umami Buffet

Louisville, KY

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.8His ratingYelp said 3.4
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.36/person
Day 36

Asian Buffet

New Albany, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $18.18/person
Day 35

Golden Blossom Buffet

Jeffersonville, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.7His ratingYelp said 3.7
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $16.04/person

The best pizza-bagel-looking cheese mushroom he's ever had in his life

Day 34

Yoki Buffet

Louisville, KY

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $13.77/person
Day 33

Jumbo Buffet

Louisville, KY

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 2.7
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $13.77/person

Store-bought donuts cut in half: the most magical thing he's ever seen in his life

Day 32

King Buffet

Louisville, KY

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $12.71/person
Day 31

Asian Buffet

Dayton, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.0His ratingYelp said 2.4
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $16.76/person
Day 30

China Garden Buffet

Dayton, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $20.09/person

Probably the greasiest thing he's ever laid hands on

Day 29

Bright Moon Buffet

Kettering, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.0His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $20.88/person

The best garlic bread he's ever had in his life

Day 28

Yami Grill Hibachi & Sushi Buffet

Dayton, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.5His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 4.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $24.72/person
Day 27

Hunan House Buffet

Miamisburg, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 1.8
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $16.58/person
Day 26

China Garden Buffet

Springboro, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.8His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.72/person
Day 25

Ichiban

Alexandria, KY

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.01.0His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.48/person
Day 24

Empire Buffet

Fort Mitchell, KY

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.6His ratingYelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $16.95/person
Day 23

China Buffet

Columbus, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.2His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
Day 22

Super Seafood Buffet

Columbus, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.4His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.6
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $17.95/person

The first buffet of the challenge with popcorn

Day 21

Asian Star China Buffet

Columbus, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.8His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $37.80 total
Day 20

The Feast Buffet

Columbus, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.3His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $18.35/person

Probably the best mac and cheese he's seen at any Chinese buffet

Day 19

Supreme Buffet & Hibachi

Columbus, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.5His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.8
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $14.40/person
Day 18

The City Buffet

Columbus, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher5.0His ratingYelp said 4.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.27/person

The most upscale Chinese buffet of his entire career

Day 17

Asian Buffet

Columbus, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $11.83/person
Day 16

Hong Kong Buffet

Washington Court House, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.9His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $32.15 total
Day 15

Number One China Buffet

Wilmington, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.1His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.97/person
Day 14

New China Buffet

Newport, KY

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher5.0His ratingYelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $18.38/person

The best pizza he'd had at a Chinese buffet so far

Day 13

China Buffet

Eastgate, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 2.6
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $32.00 total
Day 12

Twin Dragon Chinese Buffet & Grill

West Chester, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.2His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.5
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $35.12 total
Day 11

Grand Buffet

Lawrenceburg, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.1His ratingYelp said 2.6
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No

The first plate he ever finished on the challenge

Day 10

China King Buffet

Middletown, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 3.1
  • Pizza No
  • Price $33.00 total

He's never had a hard-boiled egg that tasted like that

Day 9

King Buffet

Beechmont, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.7His ratingYelp said 2.4
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $41.00 total

Probably the most expensive Chinese buffet he'd been to so far ($41)

Day 8

Grand Buffet

Cincinnati, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No

Probably the best coconut shrimp he's ever had in his life

Day 7

Happy Garden Buffet

Harrison, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.1
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No

One of the best goons he's ever had

Day 6

Asian Buffet

Fairfield, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.1His ratingYelp said 2.7
  • Pizza Yes

The driest French fries he's ever seen, and the coldest on earth

Day 5

Bee's Buffet

Fairfield, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.5His ratingYelp said 3.5
  • Pizza Yes
Day 4

Golden Dragon Buffet & Grill

Hamilton, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher5.0His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Pizza No

His first Mexican food at a Chinese buffet: tacos on the bar

Day 3

Jade Buffet

Cincinnati, OH

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 2.6
  • Pizza No
Day 2

China Garden Buffet

Cincinnati, OH

No rating givenYelp said 2.8
  • Pizza No
Day 1

Ginza Buffet

Milford, OH

No rating given
  • Pizza Yes

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