Somerset Gourmet Buffet
Somerset, PA
1534 N Center Ave #180, Somerset, PA 15501
Paper-football rangoons send him to Goon Town, but burnt pizza and vinegar sushi keep it at 2.5 stars.
2.5His ratingYelp said 3.2- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesLooks like a burnt Totino's.
- Price $30.74 total
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Dishes
- Cheese pieGets excited, takes a bite and calls it one of the better ones he's had so far.04:22
- Chinese spaghettiOld faithful, but pretty average this time.05:14
- Cheesy broccoliExtremely wet, but it tastes fine.04:11
- Stuffed mushroomHard outer shell with cream cheese inside; he calls it all right.05:51
- SushiThick as a brick with cream cheese, and it tastes extremely weird, like straight vinegar.06:06
- Shrimp (as labeled)Labeled shrimp but looks like a meatball or hush puppy; he's not familiar with the flavor.05:01
- Mac and cheeseLooks like they followed the box instructions; he thinks it looks promising.01:26
What he said
“I'm gonna say no. It's a two and a half star buffet.”
“This is how to properly goon right here.”
“This is the thickest fucking sushi I've ever seen in my whole career.”
“This thing like a burnt Totino's.”
“I mean, that's one of the better ones I've had so far.”
What he didn't love
- Thinks the sushi setup is wack, like playing Battleship. 01:43
Also noticed
- The buffet sits inside a little enclosed strip mall, which he finds pretty neat. 00:12
- Greeted by nothing but a little golden cat; a pretty standard Chinese buffet. 00:21
- Spots signs he says are probably older than he is. 01:55
- Likes that there's a spot to heat up your food. 03:19
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Points out a lot of grease on an old sign. 02:04
- The men's room isn't bad at all, though the wallpaper is peeling. 03:52