Super China Buffet
Indianapolis, IN
5202 E Thompson Rd, Indianapolis, IN 46237
A dark, tinted buffet with star-shaped goons, but a rock-hard biscuit, a not-so-Hawaiian skewer, the wettest mac and cheese of his life and no pizza. 2.9 stars.
2.9His ratingYelp said 3.0- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, the difference between a pass and a fail: 'They had it in the bag.'
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $15.00/person ($30.00 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonStar-shaped, and in the goon zone (see Rangoons).03:42
- Crab meat rollA new item that looks kind of weird. It tastes like bread and crab.00:58
- Garlic breadReminds him of store-bought Texas toast.03:07
- Hawaiian skewerLabeled as from Hawaii (he wondered if it was Spam). 'That's not Hawaiian. Not one bit.'01:25
- Cheese-stuffed biscuitTheir 'famous' stuffed biscuit hit the plate hard as a rock.01:42
- Mac and cheeseAbsolutely nuclear yellow, and it doesn't taste like anything at all.01:53
- Meat on a stickVery dry, and a lot more effort to get off the stick than it should have been. 'That ain't it.'03:15
Halls
What he said
“Does the China Buffet deserve 3 stars? I'm gonna say probably not. I'd Say about maybe, like 2.9 stars.”
“I mean, where the fuck's the pizza? They had it in the bag.”
“We got one crab rangoons. Star shaped. Oh, yeah. I'm definitely gooning right now. We're in the goon zone.”
“that's some of the Wettest Mac and cheese I've ever seen in my life.”
“I don't think that's from Hawaii. That's not Hawaiian. Not one bit.”
“there's another Chinese buffet right across the street from this one.”
Also noticed
- Tinted windows, so it's dark inside, like the small-town buffet of his childhood. Another Chinese buffet is right across the street. 00:08
- A crab meat roll, which was new to him. 01:02
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- A slick floor with lots of wet floor signs, and duct tape on the ceiling, but none of the usual brown spots up there. 00:20
- Their table was probably one of the worst, but all the other tables looked fine. 02:01