Moon Buffet
Eleanor, WV
101D Roosevelt Blvd, Eleanor, WV 25070
Cheap and nearly empty, with cream-puff goons, mayo in the seafood biscuit and the stickiest table of his life; 2.3 stars.
2.3His ratingYelp said 3.9- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza No'Where's the pizza?' None.
- Desserts Cookies, Fortune cookie
- Price $11.61/person ($23.21 for 2)
Dishes
- SausageGreasy, but pretty good.01:12
- Crab rangoonMore like a cream puff (see Rangoons).03:07
- Seafood biscuitCheese or mayo? Mayonnaise, again.01:47
- SushiHe had to fight the Saran wrap to reach it ('kind of annoying… and kind of gross'), and couldn't tell what flavor it was.02:24
- General Tso's chickenLooked pretty 'voluptuous' on the line; no verdict.01:20
Halls
What he said
“Does the Moon Buffet deserve 3.9 stars? I'm gonna say no. I think we're probably at a 2.3 star buffet. The soup slurping lady really ruined it for me.”
“Yeah, that was mayonnaise. Why is it always fucking mayonnaise? Why can't it just be fucking cheese?”
“It's not really a crab rangoon. More like a cream puff. I mean, I'm gooning.”
“This is the stickiest table I've ever had the pleasure of touching.”
“July's beauty will surround you. Appreciate it. Isn't that beautiful? It's Fucking August.”
“These prices are suspiciously low.”
What he didn't love
- Another diner: A diner behind him slurped noodles so loudly in the near-empty room that he says it ruined it for him. 02:49
Also noticed
- An 'open floor plan': everything's right there on the buffet. Suspiciously low prices, and painter's tape marking the tables. 00:24
- Right next to a Piggly Wiggly, his first. Still has payphones. 00:10
- Hush puppies and Chinese donuts on the buffet. 00:57
- A Sriracha bottle squeezed completely dry. 01:08
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Half the table was sticky, like maple syrup had been poured on it. 00:43
- Brown under the bathroom sink, and something odd being stored there. 01:56