Asian King Buffet
Fort Worth, TX
6051 SW Loop 820 Ste 322, Fort Worth, TX 76132
Chandeliers and Mount Goon dress up a buffet he still considers about average.
about3.2His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.2$21.63/person · above his typical cost ($5.26 more than the $16.37 median)
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesGets the slice out on his first try, then compares it to a frozen pizza cooked in a dishwasher.
- Desserts Chips Ahoy cookies, Chocolate fountain (seen, not tried)
- Price $21.63/person ($43.26 for 2)
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Dishes
- DumplingCalls the dumpling a banger twice.02:35
- PizzaSoggy-looking frozen pizza; he likens it to something boiled or steamed in a dishwasher.02:12
- Chicken wingSays the wing has good flavor.03:02
- Crab rangoonCheesecake-like filling wins him over despite the crumpled shape.03:21
- Orange chickenHas a freezer-like taste; he imagines Gordon Ramsay objecting.03:57
- Italian shrimpNot his favorite; particularly dislikes a hard pea in the dish.04:18
- Lo meinPretty standard buffet noodles; riffs on making a Cincinnati-style three-way.04:41
- Coconut shrimpPicks out coconut shrimp on the buffet line; no tasting verdict.01:03
- Chicken nuggetsPoints out that buffets in Texas and Indiana are offering chicken nuggets.01:52
What he said
“Yeah, I mean, I think it's about a 3.2 star.”
“That's kind of a banger. Not gonna lie. Kind of a banger.”
“the goons in Texas kind of have like a cheesecake flavor to them. And I'm kind of. Into it.”
“Someone took a digorno and like boiled it to cook it.”
Also noticed
- A huge, fancy buffet with chandeliers that he pitches as a prom-date destination. 00:11
- An unusually large mound of crab rangoons earns a Mount Goon nickname. 01:27
- An extensive hot-sauce selection, including Valentina. 00:48
In the video, he says…
“It's a, it's got good flavor, but like the feathers, man,”
His words from the video posted Oct 10, 2026. Watch it on TikTok. This is what he reported, not a finding by this site.