China City Buffet
Columbus, OH
3650 S High St, Columbus, OH 43207
Pizza and gooning cannot make up for the sauced dishes and crab-bake texture; he agrees with 2.6 and leaves neither impressed nor disappointed.
2.6His ratingYelp said 2.6$14.03/person · near his typical cost ($2.34 less than the $16.37 median)
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesReminds him a little of Papa John’s in appearance, with a sausage-grease-like taste; not bad, but not clearly impressed.
- Desserts Egg tart
- Price $14.03/person ($28.06 for 2)
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Dishes
- PizzaUnfamiliar style with a sausage-grease-like flavor; says it is not bad.01:57
- Chicken wingA little dry and not horrible, but he would not buy it again.06:09
- Crab rangoonCream-cheese-heavy filling earns a gooning verdict.06:30
- Unidentified creamy dishObjects to the extremely wet, mayonnaise-like sauce and says he is tired of mayonnaise.06:51
- SashimiLikes that it came from a boat, then complains about the watery sauces.07:21
- Egg rollSays it is definitely an egg roll, without further praise or criticism.07:47
- Egg tartCalls the tart burnt before and after tasting.07:57
- Crab cheese bakeA texture nightmare: crunchy cheese and soft crab make him reject it.08:01
- Twice Flavor FrenchSamples a mayonnaise-like sauced dish on the buffet line; no clear verdict at that moment.04:53
- Seafood boilA hefty-looking seafood boil with a thick claw; takes some without a clear tasted verdict.05:14
Halls
What he said
“Does the China City Buffet deserve 2.6 stars? I'm gonna have to say yeah.”
“You could say I'm gooning.”
“not a big fan of this. It's a texture nightmare.”
“This has to be the loudest paper towel dispenser on fucking planet earth.”
“this is like the wettest shit I've ever seen.”
Also noticed
- Likes the ceiling umbrellas and compares the room to an art museum. 01:18
- A fountain behind stacks of phone books and a very old TV. 00:18
- Admires a tree-climbing decoration while pointing out its duct tape. 03:25
- Stacks of phone books by the fountain prompt a joke about whether anyone still uses them. 00:18
- Sashimi served from a boat. 07:21
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Points out a discarded diaper in the parking lot. 00:13
- A dark restroom stall and prison-like toilet, though he says nothing particularly alarming is going on. 04:00