China City Buffet
Florence, KY
Likely 7104 Turfway Rd, Florence, KY 41042 (he tagged only Florence; we matched the address)
It had everything he wanted, including frozen DiGiorno on the buffet, plus goons and good chicken on a stick. Bumped up to 3.5 stars.
3.5His ratingYelp said 3.1- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesFrozen DiGiorno on the buffet. He burned himself grabbing it, accidentally ate all of it, and bumped the score up for it. 'It's not a bad frozen pizza.'
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $18.81/person ($37.61 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonIn the goon zone (see Rangoons).02:32
- Chicken on a stickIt actually tastes good; he's a fan.03:12
- RibA 'questionable rib' that's actually not bad.02:40
- Chicken wingIt's all right.02:46
- Hawaiian chickenHis first time trying it; no verdict.01:54
- Hush puppyA mystery item he thinks is a hush puppy.03:07
- Green beansGrabbed 'just in case'.02:01
What he said
“Does the China City Buffet deserve 3.1 stars? I think I'll bump it up to 3.5 stars. It had everything I wanted, including a Digorno pizza.”
“Like, how hard is that to put Digorno up there? It's not a bad frozen pizza.”
“Mystery crab Rangoon. I'm definitely goonin. We're definitely in the goon zone.”
“I accidentally ate all the Digorno pizza.”
“You know, the labels look like they're from, like, 1970. They're very hard to read.”
“This is like airplane shape. You see that? Like paper airplane shape, almost.”
What he didn't love
- Labels: The food labels look like they're from 1970 and are very hard to read. 01:31
Also noticed
- A random assortment of sauces, and a seafood boil ('they're all doing seafood boils now'). 00:35
- His first time trying Hawaiian chicken. 01:54
- Something on the line shaped like a paper airplane. 01:05