Merryland Express
Beckley, WV
960 N Eisenhower Dr, Beckley, WV 25801
A tiny, dark, nearly empty spot where everything was about as average as it gets, but the goons and desserts were great; 2.1 stars.
2.1His ratingYelp said 2.0- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, which he mentions in his verdict.
- Desserts Zebra Cake, Girl Scout-style cookies, Fortune cookie
- Price $13.97/person ($27.94 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonTriangle-shaped, and in the goon zone (see Rangoons).02:36
- Chinese spaghettiIt's all right.02:13
- Chicken on a stickTastes like chicken on a stick.03:09
- Unidentified item (plate 2)He wasn't sure how to eat it; it burst, and tasted like a bowl of potpourri.03:28
- Cashew chicken'That'll work.'01:23
- Fish'Definitely fish.'02:48
- Potato wedgesKFC-style wedges; no verdict.01:52
What he said
“does the Maryland Express deserve two stars? I maybe 2.1 stars.”
“Overall, everything I've probably eaten here is about as average as it gets.”
“I'm definitely in the goon zone.”
“Kind of tastes like a bowl of potpourri.”
“You know, the desserts here are great.”
Also noticed
- So small you could hit the whole place with a roundhouse kick, and nearly empty. Very dark inside, with Christmas decorations he liked. 00:13
- A wall that feels less like a wall and more like a grocery bag. 02:05
- A style of Sriracha bottle he'd never seen, with no top. 03:38
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- So many flies everywhere. 01:41