Great Wall Chinese Restaurant
Huntington, IN
Likely 1940 N Jefferson St, Huntington, IN 46750 (he tagged only Huntington; we matched the address)
A pretty average buffet whose real find was the egg foo young, his first proper one.
2.7His ratingYelp said 3.1- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza No
- Desserts Cheesecake, Fortune cookie
- Price $13.83/person ($27.66 for 2)
Dishes
- Egg foo youngHis first proper egg foo young: really good, like an omelette with gravy, and he could eat a bunch.02:20
- Mac and cheeseIts three or four shades of yellow and white made him nervous, but it was pretty good, just a little wet.02:49
- Chinese spaghettiAn old friend: a little bit above average.03:26
- Red chicken on a stickVery red, and on a stick this time for convenience. He calls it proper.03:36
- Stuffed mushroomLooked a little burnt on top; just an average stuffed mushroom.02:41
- Fried potatoShaped like a Bop It, he says; no verdict.02:34
- Crab rangoonNot horrible, but the mixture was off; not goonin' (see Rangoons).03:15
Halls
What he said
“Does the Great Wall Buffet deserve 3.1 stars? I mean, I think it's probably like a 2.7 star. I mean, it's pretty average, honestly.”
“I don't think it's horrible, but the mixture is off, you know? What? I mean, [Mayor] Goon was voted out of office of Goon Town.”
“It's actually really good. I could eat a bunch of those. I really like that they have an omelet with gravy.”
“this place feels like every Chinese buffet I've ever stepped in.”
“Let's see what's in the fortune cookie. Dare to dream. Feel, uh, love. Find. Touch. Grass.”
What he didn't love
- Food on the line: Looked like it had been sitting under the heat lamp for the last ten years. 02:07
Also noticed
- Feels like every Chinese buffet he's ever been in. 00:30
- Some large fish in the aquarium, and one lazy one at the bottom. 00:34
- Free drinks. 00:10
- A fountain model he'd never seen before, with a nickel someone left in it. 00:12
- A Pokémon card vending machine. What he got wasn't even a Pokémon. 00:18
- A cheesecake made like none he's ever seen. 01:37
- An almost-triangular crab rangoon. 01:44
- His fortune cookie told him to touch grass. 03:48