Sakura Hibachi Buffet
North Myrtle Beach, SC
Likely 523 Hwy 17 N, North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582 (he tagged only North Myrtle Beach; we matched the address)
A roomy buffet with sky-high goons and pork he liked, but mac and cheese soup, mayo broccoli and no pizza; 2.8 stars.
2.8His ratingYelp said 3.3- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza: 'where's the pizza?' is part of his verdict.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $16.72/person ($33.43 for 2)
Dishes
- Roast porkLooked a little scary, but 'it feels like I kissed a frying pan, but I'm into that.'01:54
- Crab rangoonPiled sky high, and he's gooning (see Rangoons).03:35
- Chicken tendersTaste like Walmart chicken tenders, which makes sense: there's a Walmart across the street.03:16
- ShrimpExtra well done, tails on (which he dislikes). 'Yeah, it's a shrimp.'01:15
- Mac and cheese'Mac and cheese soup': they keep reinventing new ways to mess up mac and cheese.03:59
- Broccoli in mayonnaiseHe guessed it was broccoli in mayonnaise, and it was: whatever health benefits broccoli has, gone.02:55
- Mystery meatballsDefinitely mystery meat: he can't tell you what it is.02:19
What he said
“Does the Shakira buffet deserve 3.3 stars? Ah, no, I think it kind of deserves 2.8 stars. Like, where the fuck's the pizza?”
“This is the holy grail of goons piled sky high. I can have as many as my heart desires. Or at least however many my heart can handle.”
“Just tastes like the chicken tenders you get at Walmart, which Would make sense cause there's a Walmart across the street.”
“Mac and cheese soup. It's like they reinvent new ways to fuck up Mac and cheese.”
“It feels like I kissed a frying pan, but I'm into that.”
“Whatever health benefits you get from eating broccoli, it's just not there. It's all coated in mayonnaise.”
What he didn't love
- Restroom: So cramped he wondered how you'd get out once you're in. 02:10
Also noticed
- Lots of leg room: you won't bump into anybody unless you want to. 00:27
- He calls it the 'Shakira Buffet', complete with a Shakira sing-along. 00:03
- Health-grade A signs everywhere: 'Everybody got an A around here.' 00:23
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- The plates were a little dirty, with grease he could scratch off. 00:50
- Brown spots on the ceiling, and a black one he calls mold. 03:01
- The floors were a little sticky. 04:19