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Day 67Posted Aug 13, 2026

Mr Panda Buffet

Toledo, OH
5335 Airport Hwy, Toledo, OH 43615

A spray-painted outside hiding a fancy panda-themed buffet with free merch, good fried chicken and part-time goons, but no pizza; three stars.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.0His ratingYelp said 3.6
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza NoNo pizza 'in the building', which he mentions in his verdict.
  • Desserts Fortune cookie
  • Price $14.86/person ($29.72 for 2)

Dishes

  • Fried chickenActually really good.03:25
  • Crab rangoonPart-time gooning, with a buttery taste (see Rangoons).03:33
  • Buffalo wingIce cold and seemed old. It's all right.02:07
  • Pig feet with cabbageHe had to try it: cabbage on pig foot, like chewing the fat on a steak. He never wants to do that again.01:48
  • Mac and cheeseLooked like some good mac and cheese; no verdict after.02:02

What he said

“does Mr. Panda deserve 3.6 stars? I'm gonna say no. I think they deserve 3 stars. I mean, I had a good time, but there was no fucking pizza in the building.”
05:19 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I'm definitely gooning. Maybe not 9 to 5. Maybe a little bit. Like around 9 to 2.”
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“It kind of has a butter taste to it for some reason. Like, it tastes like I took a bite out of, like, a Brick of butter.”
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“Like, the outside looks like shit, but the inside is very fancy in here.”
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“What could be more magical than a panda themed restaurant that gives out free merch?”
00:49 from TikTok's auto-captions

Also noticed

  • Huge (down a small staircase), with a panda theme, a Mr. Panda figure to pose with, horses on the glass and benches he likes. 00:25
  • Every flavor of wing: honey, lemon pepper and more. 02:34
  • A panda-themed restaurant that gives out free merch and a coupon with every visit. 00:49
  • Plain cabbage on the buffet, a first for him. 02:29
  • A Queen of Spades on display, for some reason. 02:24

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • The outside got the 'landlord special': even the roof and leaves are spray-painted. 00:11
  • The outside looks rough, but the inside is very fancy. 03:12

In the video, he says…

“We got a buffalo wing that is ice cold. Does it got a feather on it? Oh, it's got a feather on it.”
03:51 from TikTok's auto-captions

His words from the video posted Aug 13, 2026. Watch it on TikTok. This is what he reported, not a finding by this site.

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