Great China Buffet
Frankfort, IN
2449 E Wabash St, Frankfort, IN 46041
An average buffet with star-shaped rangoons he called art; he agreed it earns its 3.5.
3.5His ratingYelp said 3.5- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, which he mentions in his verdict.
- Desserts Mystery bananas, Froot Loops Rice Krispies treats, Ice cream (Kroger, he thinks), Fortune cookie
- Price $15.95/person ($31.90 for 2)
Dishes
- Mac and cheeseLooked a little dry (at least not swimming), but actually really good.03:00
- Crab rangoonStar-shaped and 'just art'; kind of gooning (see Rangoons).02:40
- Five-flavor chickenKind of just tastes like grilled chicken.03:00
- Chicken nuggetsJust tastes like an old McDonald's chicken nugget.02:29
- Egg rollIt didn't look like an egg roll to him, and after a bite he still wasn't sure it was one.03:10
- Chinese spaghetti'That's what we like to see.'01:48
What he said
“Does the Great China Buffet deserve three and a half stars? I'm gonna say yeah. I think it's relatively where it should be.”
“I'm kind of gooning. I'm not gooning 9 to five, but I'm still gooning.”
“The all you could eat buffet neon sign goes so fucking hard.”
“I got one of these mystery bananas, always covered in a strawberry something, but I don't know what the yellow something is.”
“Mac and cheese. Actually really good.”
“First time I've seen a gallon of Louisiana hot sauce.”
Also noticed
- The all-you-can-eat neon sign 'goes so hard'. 00:12
- A little above average in size, with lots to choose from and plenty of seating. 00:25
- Right next to an Anytime Fitness, which he calls product placement. 00:18
- His first time seeing a gallon jug of Louisiana hot sauce. 01:54
- Rice Krispies treats rolled in Froot Loops and, he thinks, peanuts. 01:58
- Indiana buffets really like to put chicken nuggets out, he says. 01:26