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Day 128Posted Oct 18, 2026

Hokkaido Seafood Buffet

Pittsburgh, PA
4612 Browns Hill Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15217

High-quality sushi and thick rangoons stand out, but hard breadsticks and disappointing textures leave him at about 2.6.

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.6His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.8

$18.18/person · near his typical cost ($1.81 more than the $16.37 median)

  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza YesSays the pizza just tastes like bread.
  • Desserts Jell-O (seen, not tried)
  • Price $18.18/person ($36.36 for 2)
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Dishes

  • SushiHis highlight of the meal; praises its quality and the rice.04:49
  • PizzaSays the pizza just tastes like bread.01:34
  • JellyfishLikes the garlic-butter flavor, but the chewy, tripe-like texture is not for him.03:00
  • BreadstickFinds the breadstick extremely hard.03:43
  • Chicken tacoCalls it neat and compares the taste to a Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit.03:59
  • Shrimp and cornSays it tastes simply like corn and shrimp.04:16
  • Cream cheese puffFinds the cream cheese only at the back; most of his bite is bread.04:29
  • Unidentified large buffet itemCompares biting it to a very thick breakfast sausage without identifying the item.05:08
  • Crab rangoonThick rangoons earn an enthusiastic gooning verdict.05:26

What he said

“I think 2.6 stars is probably where I would feel like coming here.”
06:11 from TikTok's auto-captions
“The sushi here is better than, like, all the food.”
04:54 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Oh, yeah, we're definitely gooning.”
05:34 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Just tastes like bread.”
01:34 from TikTok's auto-captions

Also noticed

  • Huge buffet with a nightclub-like feel. 00:20

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