Twin Dragon Chinese Buffet & Grill
West Chester, OH
7763 Tylersville Rd, West Chester Township, OH 45069
A packed buffet with tons of food that all underperforms: goons with no goon, a child-size pizza slice and botched Hamburger Helper pasta. More like 3.2.
about3.2His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.5- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza YesA tiny slice, 'for a child'.
- Desserts Banana pudding (seen, not tried)
- Price $35.12 total
Dishes
- RibIt tastes good, but it's cold, lukewarm-ish.02:11
- Crab rangoonNothing inside: he feels robbed (see Rangoons).01:18
- Beef pastaLike Beefaroni from a can, and like someone made Hamburger Helper and messed it all up.01:01
What he said
“I don't know if Twin Dragon deserves 3.5 stars. I feel like it's more at like a 3.2 stars.”
“I mean, there's so much food there, but like all of it just tastes like it's underperforming.”
“We're getting ripped off at the Chinese buffet cause the goons aren't gooning. There's no goon in the goon.”
“It kind of tastes like someone made Hamburger Helper but like fucked it all up.”
“It's like 30 people in here waiting to get seated.”
“What? What kind of slice is that? It's for a child. I'm a grown ass man.”
What he didn't love
- Food: So much food, but all of it tastes like it's underperforming: 'just there to consume'. 02:41
Also noticed
- Packed on a Tuesday, with about 30 people waiting to be seated, and twin dragons at the entrance. 00:06
- The first buffet of the challenge with pigs in a blanket. 00:33
- Probably the first buffet he's been to with a Hamburger Helper-style pasta. 02:08
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- An amazing koi pond at the entrance, with one dead koi in it. 00:17