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Day 71Posted Aug 17, 2026

Old Town Buffet

Bowling Green, OH
1216 N Main St #101, Bowling Green, OH 43402

A small-town buffet with almost no food left at dinnertime and no pizza, saved a little by ravioli goons and great gravy; 2.3 stars.

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.3His ratingYelp said 3.2
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza NoNo pizza, and on top of that barely any food.
  • Desserts Fortune cookie
  • Price $16.00/person ($32.00 for 2)

Dishes

  • Mashed potatoes and gravyThe gravy isn't as thick as last time, but it's great.01:44
  • Crab rangoonRavioli-shaped, and gooning (see Rangoons).03:28
  • Stuffed mushroomIn the 'alright range'.03:10
  • Bacon-wrapped hot dog'Classy.' Tastes exactly how you think it does.02:14
  • Stuffed shrimpStuffed to the brim, but no matter how many times he tries them, he's not into them: like chewed-up shrimp.01:07
  • Waffle friesHe's so into waffle fries, but these were really tough.01:32
  • Mac and cheeseWet and radioactive yellow; tastes like Play-Doh.02:21
  • Chinese spaghettiHe doesn't like this one.02:28

What he said

“Does the Old Town Buffet deserve 3.2 stars? I'm gonna have to drop this one down to at least 2.3 stars.”
04:26 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I mean, there's no pizza, and then on top of that, there's, like, no food, so that don't help nothing.”
04:35 from TikTok's auto-captions
“This is all the sushi they have. And mind you, this is 6 30 PM.”
00:59 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Radioactive yellow Mac and cheese tastes like Play Doh.”
03:56 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I got these crab rangoons. Looking like raviolis up in here. Oh yeah, we're gooning”
01:37 from TikTok's auto-captions

What he didn't love

  • Food running out: At 6:30 p.m. dinnertime, the buffet was nearly empty: almost everything gone, and hardly any sushi. 00:53

Also noticed

  • A very small-town buffet with extremely limited options, and pictures of people on the walls. 00:21
  • The fountain is offline, and blocked off by coin dispensers so he couldn't mess around in it. 00:09
  • Their own logo on the plates: that's new to him. 00:47

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