Jumbo Buffet
Louisville, KY
2731 S Hurstbourne Pkwy, Louisville, KY 40220
A buffet of weird stuff: cracked windows, TVs, signs for everything and half-cut Dunkin' donuts, with a pretty good pizza, star goons and pot roast like Meemaw's. Bumped up to three stars.
3.0His ratingYelp said 2.7- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesSigns asked him not to taste off the buffet this time. The Chinese-buffet-branded pizza is pretty good: 'I am not scared of the Chinese buffet pizza.'
- Desserts Donut halves, Ice cream
- Price $13.77/person ($27.54 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonStar-shaped (see Rangoons).02:21
- Pot roastIt looked pretty good: 'Just like Meemaw used to make.'02:08
- Mislabeled 'sweet and sour chicken''Nothing has a correct name to it': this is definitely not sweet and sour chicken.02:27
Halls
What he said
“Does the jumbo buffet deserve 2.7 stars? No, I think. I think it deserves a little bit more credit than that. I'll definitely give it three stars. It's got a lot of weird stuff going on, though.”
“But here we got this wonderful Chinese buffet branded Chinese buffet pizza. It's pretty good.”
“Oh, yeah, I got the stars. We're definitely going in now, boys.”
“They stop at Dunkin Donuts and then they cut them in half. It's the most magical thing I've ever seen in my life.”
“Why is every window got cracks in it?”
“They got a sign for everything in this motherfucker, dude.”
Also noticed
- Flat-screen TVs everywhere, signs for everything, and duct-tape trim on the ice cream cooler ('absolutely beautiful'). 00:48
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- The usual brown spots on the ceiling, and cracks in every window. 00:15