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Day 7Posted Jun 5, 2026

Happy Garden Buffet

Harrison, OH
10557 Harrison Ave Ste A, Harrison, OH 45030

A small, empty-at-dinner buffet where everything tastes homemade: one of the best goons of his life and a badass egg roll. Four stars.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.1
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Desserts A small dessert bar ('I could probably fit this whole dessert bar on my plate'). His fortune: 'You have a deep appreciation for the arts and music.'

Dishes

  • Crab rangoonA Chinese buffet staple done right (see Rangoons).00:53
  • Egg rollMade from scratch, not microwaved: a badass egg roll.01:31
  • Fried riceIt actually has eggs in it and looks so good. Pretty decent.00:43

Halls

What he said

“I think it deserves 4.0 stars.”
02:31 from TikTok's auto-captions
“It's one of the best goons I've ever had. I'm gooning right now, buddy.”
01:23 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I think she makes everything on that buffet then. And doesn't just microwave it or something. That is a badass egg roll.”
01:34 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Uh, it's small, but it has all the staples of the regular Chinese buffet.”
00:48 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Yeah, all the food was covered when we came in. I've never been in a buffet where they cover the food.”
01:51 from TikTok's auto-captions
“We are the only people here during dinner hours, but the place looks great. The buffet looks amazing.”
00:29 from TikTok's auto-captions

Also noticed

  • A small buffet with all the staples, next to a hair salon, a chiropractor and a nail salon, with contemporary art on the walls. They were the only customers at dinner time. 00:11
  • All the food was covered when they came in, a first for him. 01:51
  • A sign on the noodles: 'please do not take more than you can eat'. 02:00

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • Small, but clean: 'Like this is Clean. Clean.' 01:46

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