China City Buffet
Perrysburg, OH
27072 Carronade Dr, Ste M, Perrysburg, OH 43551
A fridge for every dressing, shell mac and cheese and good pizza, but structureless goons and a booger-thick seafood soup; right at its three stars.
3.0His ratingYelp said 3.0- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza YesHe had to fight the other slices to get one, and it was pretty good.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $17.87/person ($35.74 for 2)
Dishes
- Chicken and shrimp paradise'That's quality right there.'03:28
- Mac and cheeseA little dry-looking, but pretty good.03:49
- SushiFunky-looking, tastes pretty all right, and the sushi bar comes with the buffet.03:24
- Crab rangoonNo structural integrity (see Rangoons).03:05
- Seafood soupSo thick he felt like he drank a booger.01:40
- Crab cheese bakeTastes like onion, mayonnaise and crab.03:59
- Sweet potato casserole'What is this, Thanksgiving?'01:13
Halls
What he said
“Does the China City Buffet deserve three stars? Yeah, I mean, I think it's relatively where it should be. At three stars. Nothing exciting, nothing daring, nothing dangerous.”
“crab rangoons that has no structure integrity. Yeah, we're not gooning. We're definitely not gooning.”
“That shit's thick. I feel like I drank a booger.”
“Got a whole ass fridge for every damn dressing you could imagine. That's classy. That's the first time I've ever seen this.”
“Oh yeah, that's pretty good.”
“just tastes like onion and mayonnaise and crab.”
Also noticed
- Décor that's been up since the '90s ('like the early 1900s'), and a couple of fish in the tank, including a big one. 00:10
- Like every Chinese buffet, someone yelling at somebody in the back. 02:45
- His first mac and cheese made with shells. 01:10
- KFC-style potato wedges on the buffet, 'for free'. 01:20