N V China Buffet
North Vernon, IN
1599 N State St, North Vernon, IN 47265
A tiny buffet where the goons tasted like the inside of a fridge and the 'cheese' was mayonnaise again; 2.3 stars.
2.3His ratingYelp said 2.9- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza No
- Desserts Sesame seed balls, Fortune cookie
- Price $12.83/person ($25.66 for 2)
Dishes
- Stuffed biscuitNot sure what it's stuffed with; it tastes all right.04:45
- Potato wedges'$40 at KFC', he jokes. Like a French fry after a long drive home: not fantastic.03:53
- Crab rangoonTasted like the inside of a fridge (see Rangoons).03:12
- Stuffed pastry ('Chinese Hot Pocket')Stuffed to the brim, with a sweet, pastry-like taste. Not his favorite.02:55
- Unidentified item (mayo filling)Mayo-or-cheese roulette again. It was all mayonnaise.01:10
- Peanut chicken'Is it peanuts? Is it chicken? I don't know.'01:34
- Green beansA green bean to round out his diet of nuggets, fries and pizza.02:45
What he said
“Does the MV China Buffet deserve 2.9 stars? I'm gonna drop it down to 2.3 stars. That I don't know what the fuck's going on with the crab rangoons.”
“I'm definitely not goonin. I can't believe my favorite goons betrayed me like that.”
“Tasted like the inside of a fridge.”
“When I started this, I didn't think I'd be just eating a fucking spoonful of mayonnaise every fucking time I go to one of these places.”
“This buffet is extremely small, but they also sell necklaces and I didn't really buy one.”
“What is this, a Chinese Hot Pocket? Look at that dude. Stuff to the fucking brim.”
Also noticed
- Extremely small, and it also sells necklaces. 00:48
- A gumball machine with only remnants left, one of them black. The gumball he got was one he'd never seen: tasty, but hard as a rock. 00:15
- A tattoo vending machine: he got a 'Good Neck Tattoo'. 00:42
- Communal ketchup. 02:22
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- It smelled a little musty. 00:12
- In the restroom, something was held on with a grocery bag and tape. At least it worked. 01:43