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Day 31Posted Jul 3, 2026

Asian Buffet

Dayton, OH
6999 Miller Ln, Dayton, OH 45414

Goons and spaghetti worth coming for, but greasy mushrooms soaked in Italian dressing. Down to two stars.

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.0His ratingYelp said 2.4
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Desserts Soft serve
  • Price $16.76/person ($33.52 for 2)

Dishes

  • Crab rangoonDefinitely gooning (see Rangoons).01:16
  • SpaghettiHe'd come to the Asian buffet for the spaghetti.02:13
  • OctopusHe doesn't like squid or octopus, but it wasn't as bad as he thought.01:43
  • Shrimp AlfredoShrimp Alfredo at a Chinese buffet: 'This is only in Dayton.'01:30
  • MushroomsGreasy, just soaked in Italian dressing.01:47

What he said

“Does the Asian Buffet in Dayton, Ohio deserve 2.4 stars? I'm gonna say probably not. It certainly deserves a lower score. I'm gonna have to give it two stars.”
02:23 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Play number one goon. I am definitely gooning.”
02:01 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I think I'd come to the Asian buffet for spaghetti.”
02:13 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I like how the ice cream machine has, like, a little crate on it so the kid can reach it.”
01:01 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I guess that's one way to use a DVD. Is it Rush Hour 2 or.”
00:37 from TikTok's auto-captions

Also noticed

  • An alarm had been going off for a good ten minutes. 01:56
  • A DVD (Rush Hour 2?) put to use as decor. 00:37
  • Pico de gallo on the buffet. 00:57
  • A little crate at the ice cream machine so kids can reach it. 01:01

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • Flies everywhere, and in the bathroom a grocery bag stuck to the sink to stop the water. 02:35

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