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Day 30Posted Jul 2, 2026

China Garden Buffet

Dayton, OH
112 Woodman Dr, Dayton, OH 45431

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza NoNoted it was missing, saying Dayton hates pizza at Chinese buffets
  • Desserts Ice cream, Fortune cookie
  • Price $20.09/person ($40.18 for 2)

Dishes

  • Fried item (Unknown)Greasiest thing he's ever laid hands on00:33
  • Crab legsPeople took all the crab legs and the owner was yelling about it01:06
  • Chicken wingOdd looking but pretty good02:02
  • Stuffed crab thingWeird, not crab02:28

Halls

What he said

“Does the China Garden Buffet deserve three stars? Ah, I say it's more like a two and a half star buffet. I'm not super impressed.”
02:49 from TikTok's auto-captions
“This is the busiest buffet I've ever been in.”
00:22 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Dayton Fucking hates pizza at Chinese buffets. So where the fuck is pizza?”
01:20 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Look at how thick that fucking dust is right there. Holy shit.”
00:15 from TikTok's auto-captions

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • Thick dust 00:15
  • Flooded restroom 00:42

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