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Day 16Posted Jun 16, 2026

Hong Kong Buffet

Washington Court House, OH
1142 Columbus Ave, Washington Court House, OH 43160

An average Chinese buffet that does it well: goons, good egg drop soup, spaghetti-as-lo-mein, and the same desserts as everywhere. 3.9 is about right.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.9His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza NoNo pizza.
  • Desserts Apple cobbler (seen, not tried)
  • Price $32.15 total

Dishes

  • Crab rangoonGooning, moderately (see Rangoons).00:49
  • Egg drop soupIt's pretty good.02:03
  • Lo mein (spaghetti)Definitely spaghetti, not lo mein noodles, but it still has that lo mein flavor.01:19
  • Pineapple shrimpLiterally coconut shrimp with pineapple: 'You can't fool me.'02:16
  • Sushi with pickleThat weird sushi with some kind of pickle in it.01:09
  • Frog legsDo people really like frog legs? Not his favorite.01:48

What he said

“I think 3 nine's probably where it should be. Honestly, there was nothing wrong with it and there's nothing that makes me say, wow, just an average Chinese buffet, but it does it well.”
02:42 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I'd say I'm definitely gooning, just not all over the buffet.”
01:59 from TikTok's auto-captions
“and they circled the tip as if I wasn't gonna like tip or something which is kind of odd”
00:32 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Plate No. 2 is legitimately spaghetti. Still has that wonderful lo Mein flavor, though.”
02:08 from TikTok's auto-captions
“like all of the Chinese buffets I've been to carry the same desserts”
01:37 from TikTok's auto-captions
“This is literally coconut shrimp with pineapple.”
02:22 from TikTok's auto-captions

Also noticed

  • Christmas lights still hanging, a jar of pennies, and a sauce collection like the one in his own fridge. 00:17
  • Red Bull on the menu, the first time he's seen that. 00:44
  • The tip line was already circled on the check, 'as if I wasn't gonna… tip'. 00:32

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