China Wok Buffet
Knoxville, TN
Likely 5453 Washington Pike, Knoxville, TN 37918 (he tagged only Knoxville; we matched the address)
Bite-size goons and a good stuffed shrimp, but most of it missed; good prices, 2.3 stars.
2.3His ratingYelp said 2.9- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, which he mentions in his verdict.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $13.06/person ($26.11 for 2)
Dishes
- Stuffed shrimpTasted wonderful: still like a meatball, but it didn't gross him out.02:45
- Crab rangoonBite-size and pretty good (see Rangoons).00:44
- Chicken wingNot bad, but no flavor to it: just chicken.03:20
- Chicken nuggetsLike McDonald's nuggets that sat out too long: 'maybe the drive was too long from the McDonald's'.03:04
- Crispy chickenAwful tasting: like ketchup and mustard on chicken, or a burnt piece of garlic bread.02:25
- BunHe peeled off the wrapper and didn't like it at all. It's not invited to his birthday party.03:40
- Chinese spaghettiThick noodles: 'the proper noodle'.01:05
What he said
“Does the China Wok Buffet deserve 2.9 stars? Probably not. I'm gonna have to give it, like, 2.3 stars.”
“Oh, pretty good. I'm definitely goonin.”
“If that bun was one of my friends, they are not getting an invitation to my birthday party.”
“This is like what chicken nuggets taste like if you let them sit out too long.”
“It's awful tasting. It tastes like a mixture of ketchup and mustard on chicken.”
What he didn't love
- Hot water station: A steaming, boiling-hot water station he calls dangerous if a kid came in. 01:54
- Water: The water tastes a little weird. 02:13
Also noticed
- Sriracha bottles everywhere. 01:31
- A sign from the olden times. 01:17
In the video, he says…
“I don't know what I was expecting from a chicken wing with a feather on it. It's like, chickens do have feathers, after all. I just didn't expect one to be deep fried.”
His words from the video posted Sep 4, 2026. Watch it on TikTok. This is what he reported, not a finding by this site.