New Grand Buffet
Chillicothe, OH
Likely 1220 N Bridge St, Ste A, Chillicothe, OH 45601 (he tagged only Chillicothe; we matched the address)
Tiny pizza and mac and cheese soup, but quality Chinese spaghetti and chicken nuggets worth the trip; bumped to 3.8.
3.8His ratingYelp said 3.3- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesTiny slices, 'for a baby', and it ain't great. His verdict: 'the pizza wasn't great by any means.'
- Desserts Chinese dessert square, Fortune cookie
- Price $13.40/person ($26.79 for 2)
Dishes
- Chicken nuggetsLike McDonald's nuggets, if they were cold, and the reason the place is worth the trip, he says.02:05
- Chinese spaghettiA quality Chinese spaghetti. 'Five.'03:17
- Crab rangoonA good idea, poorly executed (see Rangoons).02:57
- Fried chickenKFC-style fried chicken: 'I'm down for that.'02:53
- Stuffed mushroomWet; he wondered why.01:33
- Mac and cheese'Straight soup cheese', and yellow without any cheese: he suspects crayons.00:51
What he said
“Does the new Grand Buffet deserve 3.3 stars? I'm gonna say no. I think it deserves 3.8 stars.”
“Now, the pizza wasn't great by any means, but at least They had chicken nuggets, so I think this is worth coming out here for. Just the chicken nuggets.”
“This is for a baby. I'm a grown ass man.”
“It kind of looks like a crab cannoli. I totally see the idea of this, but the execution is poor.”
“How. How do they achieve the yellow without using cheese is all I wanna fucking know. There must be fucking crayons in there or something.”
“It's just you, me and this giant brown spot above us.”
Also noticed
- Christmas ornaments and lights everywhere (and a piñata), cups like his meemaw's Tupperware, and plants that look like they came from clearance. 00:21
- The gumball machines were run dry, but they left some cheesecake. 00:10
- An Oreo dessert he'd never seen before: 'a step up'. 01:52
- 'High tech security' in the women's restroom. 02:34
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- A giant brown spot on the ceiling. 00:40
- Every seat seems to have a rip in it. 01:30
- The restroom felt like a prison, with a lot of rust. 02:18