Panda Buffet
Fort Worth, TX
3980 Boat Club Rd, Fort Worth, TX 76135
Garlic bread pizza saves the day after bland rangoons and a mayonnaise-heavy second plate. He nudges the Yelp 2.9 up to about 3.1.
about3.1His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.9$16.44/person · near his typical cost ($0.07 more than the $16.37 median)
- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza YesGarlic bread covered in pizza sauce, cheese and pepperoni leaves him in awe. He celebrates it as an invention born of necessity.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $16.44/person ($32.88 for 2)
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Dishes
- Garlic bread pizzaGarlic bread, pizza sauce, cheese and pepperoni become the standout invention of the visit.04:50
- Crab rangoonSmall and pale, with a filling that barely tastes of anything; not gooning.02:25
- Lo meinReally into its garlicky taste, which reminds him of garlic bread.03:03
- Coconut shrimpCalls it good, even though he still wonders why coconut shrimp is called that.03:14
- Barbecue spare ribsBetter than most of the Texas buffet ribs he has tried, but still tastes like a frozen TV dinner.03:24
- Mayonnaise-covered dishA thick coating leaves him tasting only mayonnaise.03:50
- New York strip steakAn unflattering pre-chewed comparison, yet he still finds it chewy.04:10
- Mussel with mayonnaiseFancy presentation with green onion, but it is chewy and tastes entirely of mayonnaise.04:28
Halls
What he said
“I'm going to say no I give it about 3.1 stars”
“this is the most amazing thing I've ever eaten”
“I'm not gooning in this establishment”
“I'm really into that it's got that nice garlicky taste to it”
“all I can taste is mayonnaise”
“this is like somebody doing this out of pure necessity like all I got is garlic bread and some marinara”
What he didn't love
- Questions how the restroom fixtures leave enough room to get in and out. 02:09
Also noticed
- So many collectibles for sale that he initially thinks he walked into a pawn shop. 00:27
- A sign offers a free birthday buffet when you show ID. 00:17