China Buffet
Ontario, OH
2216 Richland Mall, Ontario, OH 44906
A new-looking mall buffet by a hospital and a JCPenney: goons and wonton soup, dry frog legs and a bland potato, and still no pizza in Northern Ohio. 2.8 stars.
2.8His ratingYelp said 3.4- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza again. He asks what's wrong with Northern Ohio buffets and knocks the score down for it.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $17.11/person ($34.22 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonBreading inside instead of cheese, and still gooning (see Rangoons).01:16
- Wonton soupThe first wonton soup on the series, and pretty good.03:49
- Chinese spaghettiA quality Chinese spaghetti.01:46
- Mac and cheeseChinese-buffet-style mac and cheese noodles, 'straight from KFC'.01:35
- General Tso's chickenOn the plate; no verdict.01:53
- RibLooked like garlic bread on the line but was a rib: a giant slab with McRib-style sauce.01:05
- Deviled eggNot quite a deviled egg; more of a 'naughty egg'. Not good.01:22
- Cheese potatoNot quite cooked through, and very bland, like they boiled it and put cheese on it.03:06
- Frog legsDry: they need to come with a cup of water. A second one 'really shouldn't be standing up'.02:02
What he said
“does the China Buffet deserve 3.1 stars we're I'm gonna knock it down to 2.8 stars there's still no pizza”
“what is wrong with Northern Ohio and not having pizza at these Chinese buffets this is just getting out of hand”
“the guy who runs a buffet came out and said I recognize you look dude you ain't getting a better score not on my watch you put some pizza on that damn buffet”
“we have reached the goon zone we're definitely goona now boys”
“this isn't quite a deviled egg this is more like a naughty egg you know likes to drink at four PM instead of five”
“I mean what it these things are dry man they need to come with a cup of water or something”
Also noticed
- A hospital and a JCPenney within walking distance. Inside, it looks pretty brand new, with a 'grand opening' sign, little cats he'd die for, and a nice hibachi. 00:11
- A buffet layout he'd never seen, straight to the point. 00:20
- The first wonton soup featured on the series. 03:49
- The man who runs the buffet came out and recognized him. He was told no better score without pizza. 04:34
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Actually pretty clean, with a very clean hibachi hood. 01:49