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Day 116Posted Oct 5, 2026

Asian Buffet

Arlington, TX
944 E Copeland Rd, Arlington, TX 76011

Chaotic and magical: tamales, horchata, soup dumplings and a roast beef that slaps. The goons were close enough and good, but the ribs were TV-dinner grade. He jumps it from Yelp's 3.4 to 4.3: 'who has tamales.'

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.3His ratingYelp said 3.4

$20.56/person · above his typical cost ($4.61 more than the $15.95 median)

Watch on TikTok Directions
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza YesHe manhandles the slice getting it out ('I'm sorry') and it's too hot to pick up. Later: almost a DiGiorno, a poorly cooked one.
  • Desserts Chocolate banana on a stick, Fortune cookie
  • Price $20.56/person ($41.11 for 2)

Dishes

  • Roast beefUsually tasteless at a buffet, but this one is one of the best he's ever had. 'That slaps.'05:19
  • Chicken wingsOne of the top 10 best-looking chicken wings he's pulled off a buffet line, and a good one.06:09
  • Soup dumplingsThat was good.05:09
  • TamalesHis first tamale at a Chinese buffet. Not the best of his life, but it'll do, and having one at all is insane.01:47
  • SushiA huge sushi spread; good, about as average as he'd expect.03:15
  • Mayo salmonTastes all right; it's not dry.05:55
  • Potato saladGood, like a store-bought one, but what are you asking for.07:00
  • Spare ribsHe'd heard the best barbecue is in Texas. These are 'unthawed TV dinner ribs'.02:07

Halls

His first tamale at a Chinese buffet

What he said

“I'm gonna say no I think it deserves 4.3 stars I mean the tamales I mean who has tamales”
08:08 from TikTok's auto-captions
“wow that's actually really good”
04:26 from TikTok's auto-captions
“that fucking slaps wow”
05:39 from TikTok's auto-captions
“this place is chaotic as fuck but I think I can embrace it”
03:11 from TikTok's auto-captions
“this is my first tamale at a Chinese buffet”
02:03 from TikTok's auto-captions
“mayonnaise noodles is what they call it on the streets”
07:21 from TikTok's auto-captions

Also noticed

  • Huge and chaotic, which he embraces: a Mongolian grill full of everybody's grandma, a build-your-own Mongolian bowl spread, a big sushi spread, carpet that feels almost like shag, a chocolate fountain, and a cotton candy machine (broken). 00:24
  • Steamed tamales on a Chinese buffet: his first. 01:47
  • Horchata and Jamaica on the drink menu. 03:58
  • A crab rangoon, a tamale and sushi on the same plate. 03:22

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