Tian Fu Buffet
Delaware, OH
Likely 850 Sunbury Rd, Delaware, OH 43015 (he tagged only Delaware; we matched the address)
A fancy, well-stocked buffet held together with duct tape: triangle goons, pineapple rice baked in a pineapple and great mac and cheese, but no pizza. 2.8 stars.
2.8His ratingYelp said 3.1- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, the one reason he comes to these places, so the score drops.
- Desserts Keebler-style elf cookies, Fortune cookie
- Price $16.04/person ($32.08 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonTriangle-shaped and lightly toasted (see Rangoons).02:10
- Mac and cheeseWet on the line, but the proper shade of yellow: 'a five star Mac and Cheese'.02:31
- Pineapple sweet riceLiterally cooked into a pineapple. It tastes just like pineapple mac and cheese, he says.01:55
- Potatoes with cheese sauceLooked really good on the line: 'Golden Corral quality', he says.01:43
- Mashed potatoes and gravyTopped with gravy with a thick skin on it. Not his favorite.02:43
- RibsBright red on the line, and dry on the plate.02:06
Halls
What he said
“Does [Tian Fu] Buffet deserve 3.1 stars? I'm gonna have to drop it down to 2.8 stars.”
“Like, where is the pizza? Like, I, I, I come to these places for one reason and one reason only. Absolutely ridiculous.”
“triangle crab rangoons. A legendary crab rangoon shape if I've ever seen one.”
“The pineapple sweet rice. Literally cooked into a pineapple.”
“It literally just tastes like pineapple Mac and cheese. That's a five star Mac and Cheese right there”
“Look at that duct tape dude. It's holding this whole building together.”
Also noticed
- A fancy setup and a 'pretty dang decent lineup', with a 16th annual Reader's Choice award on display, and duct tape 'holding this whole building together'. 00:17
- The Happy Father's Day decorations were still up, plus a Happy Mother's Day balloon, at the end of July. 00:20
- Phone cases and keychains for sale at the buffet. 00:39
- A little monkey figure holding a banana. 00:30
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- No reason to be mad at the bathroom. 02:04