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Day 127Posted Oct 18, 2026

China Buffet King

Pittsburgh, PA
2249 Noblestown Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15205

Excellent food, tiny but standout rangoons and a spotless-looking ceiling earn 4.8; only the missing pizza keeps him from five.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.8His ratingYelp said 2.7

$15.50/person · near his typical cost ($0.87 less than the $16.37 median)

  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza NoNo pizza; he says adding a DiGiorno would have made it five stars.
  • Desserts Pumpkin pie, Jell-O (seen, not tried)
  • Price $15.50/person ($31.00 for 2)
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Dishes

  • Crab rangoonCalls the filling an incredible, perfect mixture; only complaint is the tiny size.03:46
  • Pickled beet eggNot his favorite, but says it tastes correct.03:31
  • Stir-fried eggplantA little spicy and very good; he says he really likes it.04:38
  • Teppanyaki chickenA fried-chicken-like flavor even though it is not fried; he likes it.04:50
  • Peanut butter chickenSweet and especially enjoyable, with a texture he praises.05:04
  • Crab eloteDescribes corn, cheese and crab together in an elote-style dish.05:35
  • Garlic chickenTentatively identifies a garlic chicken dish and gives a positive reaction.05:41
  • Battered chicken wingLikes the wing, especially the flavorful coating; the inside is simply chicken.05:58
  • Chinese spaghettiEnthusiastic about the garlic-butter flavor of the noodles.06:25

What he said

“I'm gonna say no. I think it deserves 4.8 stars.”
06:55 from TikTok's auto-captions
“These are incredible.”
04:01 from TikTok's auto-captions
“It's a pretty good chicken wing.”
06:05 from TikTok's auto-captions
“That's some bomb Chinese spaghetti.”
06:25 from TikTok's auto-captions

What he didn't love

  • Crooked posters and apparent DIY wiring catch his eye. 00:12

Also noticed

  • Huge room with an eighties feel that he still likes. 00:41
  • Especially impressed by the salad bar and unusual options. 02:10
  • Pickled eggs, stir-fried eggplant and crab elote make the spread memorable. 02:10

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • Praises a ceiling without brown spots and notices replacement tiles. 05:50

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