Bee's Buffet
Fairfield, OH
725 Nilles Rd, Fairfield, OH 45014
A small, grab-and-go buffet with school-style pizza and bacon-wrapped crab sticks for the broke-rich, but soupy mac and coconut shrimp without coconut. An average 3.5, right where it should be.
3.5His ratingYelp said 3.5- Pizza YesMaybe Little Caesars. He ate a slice right at the buffet: actually pretty good, like school pizza.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
Dishes
- Bacon-wrapped crab stick'A legendary combination… what rich people eat': surf and turf, if you were broke.01:12
- SushiWildly thrown up there, like somebody stirred them around.02:19
- Mac and cheeseLike a mac and cheese soup, and it tastes like nothing.01:05
- Coconut shrimpIt doesn't actually taste like coconut: 'That's a secret.'01:31
What he said
“I think it is exactly where it should be. Honestly. I think everything was pretty, you know, average experience.”
“I am not afraid of pizza on the Chinese buffet. It's actually pretty good. Kind of reminds me of that school pizza we got”
“Eating crab stick. This is a legendary combination I think you would only find on somebody's yacht. This is what rich people eat.”
“It's a small buffet and there's no waiters, no waitresses. Basically you just get your shit and get out.”
“I love me some coconut shrimp. It don't actually taste like coconut. That's a secret.”
“That's a big pile of fortune cookies”
Also noticed
- A small buffet with no waiters or waitresses: get your own drink, get your food and get out. The fruit looks like real fruit. 00:12
- A 'trans fat free zone' sign. 00:57
- A big pile of fortune cookies: grab as many as you want. 01:15
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Water damage in the ceiling, and a little crusty looking inside. 00:49