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Day 120Posted Oct 9, 2026

Asian Star Buffet

Fort Worth, TX
1001 Alta Mere Dr, Fort Worth, TX 76116

Cheesecake-flavored rangoons, smoky sushi and familiar chicken nuggets are the bright spots. The mac and cheese disappoints, and he agrees with the 3.3-star Yelp rating.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.3His ratingYelp said 3.3

$17.96/person · near his typical cost ($1.59 more than the $16.37 median)

  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza YesA new-to-him frozen-pizza style: not bad, but not his favorite.
  • Desserts Chocolate fountain, Fortune cookie
  • Price $17.96/person ($35.92 for 2)
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Dishes

  • SushiSkimpy on fish, but he calls it good as hell and enjoys its smoky flavor.03:35
  • PizzaLooks pretty good; not bad, but not his favorite compared with the usual buffet pizza.01:54
  • Hibachi chickenStraight off the grill, with a mall-Japanese-chicken comparison. He could get into it.03:07
  • Chicken legNot bad, but it doesn't look the best and mostly tastes greasy.03:19
  • Chicken nuggetTastes exactly like a McDonald's nugget; he praises buffets stepping up their nugget game.03:58
  • French friesRemind him of cold McDonald's fries.04:12
  • Crab rangoonDiaper-shaped with a cheesecake-like flavor; an enthusiastic gooning verdict.04:34
  • Macaroni and cheeseLooks promising but has no recognizable mac-and-cheese flavor, just plain wet noodles.04:58
  • Chicken wingsUnappealing-looking wings on the buffet line; no tasted verdict recorded.02:44

What he said

“does the Asian Star Buffet deserve 3.3 stars yeah I mean it's it's about a mid tier Chinese buffet”
05:51 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Goon Town USA here we come baby”
04:58 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I like that had a bit of like a cheesecake flavor to it”
04:46 from TikTok's auto-captions
“it's not bad but not my favorite”
02:09 from TikTok's auto-captions
“this is just a McDonald's chicken nugget like all the way through”
04:04 from TikTok's auto-captions
“it literally just tastes like pasta to me like just wet noodle”
05:25 from TikTok's auto-captions

Also noticed

  • A huge buffet with an Apple-Store-meets-keychain-shop look and an aquarium-style decoration he would like at home. 00:19
  • A chocolate fountain, abundant Valentina hot sauce and a hibachi station. 02:27
  • A senior-special sign catches his eye, along with a handle held together by duct tape. 00:10

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • Calls the restroom pretty nice overall, then points out a fixture that is too low and a little gross. 02:18

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