Supreme Buffet & Hibachi
Columbus, OH
1323 W St James Lutheran Ln, Columbus, OH 43228
A big menu made wrong: Little Caesars on the buffet, dry Tajín stuffed crab, breading-only jalapeños and a fart-flavored egg, saved a little by KFC-style mac and a good goon. About 2.5.
about2.5His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.8- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesOddly cut, and he's sure it's Little Caesars: 'They ordered a whole Little Caesars pizza for the buffet.'
- Desserts Soft serve
- Price $14.40/person ($28.80 for 2)
Dishes
- Mac and cheeseTastes exactly like KFC's mac and cheese: 'Well thought out.'01:37
- Crab rangoonSee Rangoons.04:26
- Stuffed crabLoaded with Tajín and extremely dry, and it tastes like sweet beef. 'Why not take the crab out of the crab?'02:05
- Stuffed jalapeñoHe expected cream cheese, but it's stuffed with just breading.02:22
- Hard-boiled eggTasted exactly like a fart, and it hurt him emotionally.04:29
What he said
“Does Supreme Buffet and hibachi deserve 2.8 stars? I'm gonna say maybe two and a half stars.”
“They had so many options at the bar, but, like, a lot of it was just made wrong for some reason, and I just can't get past that.”
“They ordered a whole Little Caesars pizza for the buffet.”
“Our first goon of the evening. I'm definitely [gooning]. I Am most certainly [gooning].”
“Why not take the crab out of the crab?”
What he didn't love
- Heat: Hot inside, with no AC. 00:57
- Food: So many options, but a lot of it made wrong. 05:13
Also noticed
- Construction around the outside (a partial fence, 'a job site'), Labubus inside, industrial-size ketchup, and a hibachi line longer than a Kings Island ride. 00:18
- Stuffed crabs loaded with Tajín, which he'd never seen. 02:05
- His first stuffed jalapeño at a Chinese buffet. 04:07
- The yellowest mac and cheese of his life. 03:53