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Day 39Posted Jul 12, 2026

Happy Dragon

Dry Ridge, KY
73 Broadway St, Dry Ridge, KY 41035

A five-star buffet: the Hong Kong Double Delight was the best thing he'd ever had at a Chinese buffet, and the goons, egg rolls, salmon and frog legs were all way above the bar. No pizza, and he'd still drive out for it.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher5.0His ratingYelp said 4.1
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  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza NoNo pizza, but everything else was so far above the bar that it still got five stars.
  • Desserts Fortune cookie
  • Price $18.49/person ($36.97 for 2)

Dishes

  • Hong Kong Double DelightSomething he'd never seen before. 'Why doesn't every Chinese buffet do this?'01:04
  • Crab rangoonThe good, triangle-shaped kind: gooning hard (see Rangoons).01:22
  • Pork egg rollThick, with a really clean flavor, not fried in yesterday's oil.01:26
  • Mac and cheese'Oh, wow. They know ball.'01:13
  • Chinese spaghettiVery excellent as well.01:17
  • Baked salmonRestaurant quality and well seasoned: really good.03:28
  • ChickenIt looked so good, and it's juicy.04:03
  • Frog legsIt's pretty good.03:55
  • Dinner rollJust a roll.03:46

Halls

The best thing he's ever had at a Chinese buffet in his life
Probably one of the best egg rolls he's ever had
Probably the best-looking frog legs of his Chinese buffet career

What he said

“Does the Happy Dragon Buffet deserve 4.1 stars? I'm gonna say no. I think they deserve five stars. Sure, they didn't have pizza, but I mean, everything I picked up was way above the bar.”
04:43 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Oh, my god. That's the best thing I've ever had at a Chinese buffet in my life.”
02:13 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Triangle goons. Hell, yeah! Oh, we are so fucking back, dude. I'm gooning so fucking hard.”
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“This is probably one of the best egg rolls I've ever had. It's not like they fried it in, like, yesterday's oil or something.”
03:14 from TikTok's auto-captions
“A whole Chinese buffet right next to a KFC Taco Bell combination. It doesn't get any more American than that.”
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“This is probably the best looking frog leg I've seen in my career of eating at Chinese buffets.”
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Also noticed

  • A small buffet right next to a KFC/Taco Bell combo ('It doesn't get any more American than that'), with an itty-bitty fountain, a Kung Fu Panda figure, Chinese-zodiac placemats from his childhood, and mobs of people: all of Dry Ridge was there. 00:14
  • A plate design he'd never seen: 'This has to be a rare one.' 01:56

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