East Gourmet Buffet
Fort Worth, TX
6080 S Hulen St #550, Fort Worth, TX 76132
The barbecue station and cream-cheese sushi cannot rescue the butter-heavy rangoons; he lowers the score to about 2.3.
about2.3His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.2$17.31/person · near his typical cost ($0.94 more than the $16.37 median)
- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza No
- Desserts Egg custard tart, Chocolate fountain, Oreos (seen, not tried)
- Price $17.31/person ($34.62 for 2)
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Dishes
- Cream-cheese sushiLoves the very generous cream-cheese filling and says he could eat a thousand.06:44
- Chicken nuggetsRejects these nuggets as unlike the McDonald’s-style ones he likes.04:06
- Crab rangoonThe tiny rangoon tastes like cream cheese mixed with tub butter; his earlier praise turns into a not-gooning verdict.03:11
- Chicken wingAdds the sauce himself and says the wing tastes fine.05:06
- Chicken tenderFinds it flavorless, then says everything tastes as though it was made with water.05:23
- Grilled cornLikes the idea of grilled corn, but the bite tastes barely grilled.05:48
- SteakBetter than some of the New York strips he has been seeing in Texas.05:56
- Grilled itemQuestions how it was cut and calls it stiff, then says it is pretty decent.06:08
- RibsCold, but better than most ribs he has tried; tastes homemade, though like something reheated.06:25
- CrawfishThe crawfish look sad, but he takes one; no tasting verdict.00:59
- SausageSelects a small sausage from the barbecue station.01:37
- Egg custard tartCompares it with a little pot pie; no clear tasting verdict.02:18
What he said
“um we're gonna have to give them about 2.3 stars”
“not going under these conditions”
“I could eat like a thousand of those”
“this tastes better than 90% of the ribs”
“they're trying something new here I don't like it”
Also noticed
- Calls the horse pictures magnificent. 03:45
- A turtle in the koi pond is a first for him in this area. 00:25
- Dollar bills taped to a Buddha statue. 00:38
- A barbecue station with steak, sausage, grilled corn and ribs. 01:17
- A rangoon comes with instructions for making them at home. 03:04
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Calls the table really sticky. 03:55