Great Wall Chinese Buffet
Greensburg, IN
Likely 1811 N Greensburg Crossing, Greensburg, IN 47240 (he tagged only Greensburg; we matched the address)
A small-town buffet with meatloaf he actually liked, Fruit Roll-Up red chicken and quality goons; no pizza, but good food. 3.5 stars.
3.5His ratingYelp said 3.0- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, but still good food, he says.
- Price $12.40/person ($24.80 for 2)
Dishes
- MeatloafMeatloaf at a Chinese buffet, and he hates meatloaf, but he actually liked this one. It doesn't taste smothered in ketchup.01:54
- Mac and cheeseNot wet at all, with a nice crust on top: a pretty good mac and cheese.02:31
- Crab rangoonAn odd origami shape, but a quality goon (see Rangoons).03:20
- Red chickenFruit Roll-Up red. Pretty good, and worth it, he says.01:34
- Stuffed shrimpTasted like spicy ranch. Not bad; it just caught him off guard.03:55
- Oyster skewerSomething on a stick that he thinks is oyster.03:34
- Chinese spaghettiThick noodles; no verdict.02:12
- MushroomsNice-looking and a little wet, which he likes.02:24
What he said
“Does the Great Wall Buffet deserve three stars? I'm gonna say no. I'll give it three and a half stars. I mean, there's no fucking pizza, but it's still good food.”
“We're definitely fucking gooning. That was awesome. That was a quality goon.”
“Believe it or not, I actually like this meatloaf. It doesn't taste like it's just smothered in ketchup.”
“Kind of look like an origami project gone wrong.”
“Red 40 chicken. It's like Red 80. That is the brightest red I've ever seen in my life.”
Also noticed
- A small-town buffet with few options (but green beans), and pretty well organized. 00:39
- A Mongolian grill he didn't know they had. 01:43
- The first Chinese buffet he's been to that's actually decorated for the right season. 01:10
- Red chicken so red it's 'Red 80': the brightest red he's ever seen. 01:34
- Ads above the urinal: a 'million dollar spot'. 03:10
- Next door to a shipping company called Going Postal, which he loves. Most of the vending machines were out of order. 00:10
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- A lot of flies in the dining room; he can almost feel one over his shoulder. 00:59