China Buffet
Martinsville, IN
2100 Burton Ln, Martinsville, IN 46151
A small-town buffet with a drive-through window, a dessert spread and triangle goons; about 3.1 stars.
3.1His ratingYelp said 3.5- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza No
- Desserts Brownie, Pineapple cake, Strawberries and Jell-O, Bananas and Jell-O, Soft-serve ice cream
- Price $17.27/person ($34.54 for 2)
Dishes
- Coconut shrimpHe wondered whether they'd really put coconut on it; it tastes just like it should.03:59
- Crab rangoonTriangle-shaped, and he got the last one (see Rangoons).02:45
- Stuffed mushroomIt really doesn't taste like much.04:04
- Fried baby cornReally called that, he promises; a little bit of corn in there.03:49
- French fries'We love French fries.' He took one; no verdict.03:45
What he said
“I'm gonna have to give it about 3.1 stars. It's not the worst and it's not the best. It's very average Chinese buffet.”
“We're most certainly gooning now, boys. Goon Town, USA, here we come, baby.”
“it's like a tough egg tart. The texture of the, like, breading makes it feel like I'm chewing on toenails.”
“They have a drive through window at the buffet and they have Direct TV.”
“I like places that let me get my own drinks. Makes me feel, um, important.”
“We got some soupy ice cream. Extra soup.”
Also noticed
- A very small-town buffet; honestly, not a lot of buffet. 00:44
- Self-serve drinks, which make him feel important. 'If I keep this up, I'll be employee of the month.' 01:05
- Pink tables: very upbeat. 01:15
- A drive-through window at the buffet, and DirecTV. 00:10
- A card vending machine that didn't deliver a Pokémon. 00:17
- Pineapple cake: something he'd never seen before. 01:40
- Someone in a car told him to get the Jell-O bananas, so he did. 02:17