Number One China Buffet
Wilmington, OH
Likely 1587 Rombach Ave, Wilmington, OH 45177 (he tagged only Wilmington; we matched the address)
An old, haunted-looking buffet with elote on the bar and cold-but-so-good ribs, but goons that aren't gooning. Quality food for what it is: bumped to 3.1, and he'd come back.
3.1His ratingYelp said 3.0- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza No
- Desserts Marshmallow 'soup', Fortune cookie
- Price $17.97/person ($35.93 for 2)
Dishes
- Spare ribsThick, and cold, but so good.01:31
- Hard-boiled eggIt tastes like an egg.02:26
- Crab rangoonA banger on the line, but the goons aren't gooning (see Rangoons).01:16
What he said
“Definitely bump this up to 3.1. You know, I think it's quality food for what it is. Yeah, I mean, I'd come back.”
“Crab rangoon. That's not good. The goons aren't gooning. I'm definitely not gooning right now.”
“Ain't no fucking way they got elote on the bar.”
“They still have all the Christmas stuff up, and it's the middle of June.”
“That was Cold. That was so good.”
“This is a masterpiece. The Bud Light dragon sign”
Also noticed
- It looks haunted, has so many options, and still has all the Christmas stuff up in the middle of June. Closed on Tuesdays. 00:44
- Elote on the buffet bar. 01:06
- A 'masterpiece' of a Bud Light dragon sign, and an 'Open… Buffet… All You Can Eat' sign missing letters. 00:22
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- It looks a little old and dirty, with a hole in the roof ('you can tell they do their own repairs'). 00:08