Happy China
Randleman, NC
Likely 123 Pointe South Dr, Randleman, NC 27317 (he tagged only Randleman; we matched the address)
A small, packed buffet with zesty orange chicken, good cheese sticks and his first fried rice; 4.3, with '5 star potential' if it had pizza.
4.3His ratingYelp said 3.9- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza. With pizza, he says, it would have '5 star potential'; his rating is 4.3.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $13.85/person ($27.70 for 2)
Dishes
- Orange chickenLiterally orange, and it tastes like oranges: very zesty.00:49
- Cheese sticks'These are the good cheese sticks, too.'02:51
- Chicken on a stickPretty good, a little dry.01:03
- Crab rangoonStar-shaped, not his favorite style, but gooning (see Rangoons).02:04
- Mala chickenHe hates peppers but tried one: hot and spicy.00:59
- Pork fried riceIt's all right.01:52
- Chinese spaghettiAll right, but nothing he'd write home about.02:30
- French friesLooked like a Burger King fry, tasted like an old one.03:45
- PotatoesThe wettest potatoes he's ever seen.01:46
What he said
“Does the Happy China deserve 3.9 stars? You know, it was good for the most part. I think I'll bump it up to 4.3 stars.”
“If they had pizza, I think they could have a 5 star potential here”
“This is a star shaped goon. Not my favorite style of goon, but we'll give it a shot. I'm definitely gooning”
“I am sure everybody in my comment section is going crazy that I picked up the fried rice.”
“This is literally orange. Tastes like oranges, too. Very zesty.”
“I haven't seen this ever. I'mma get one of these peppers in there. And I hate peppers. Oh, that's hot. That's spicy.”
Also noticed
- A small buffet, but packed with people, and a counter like every Chinese restaurant he's been to. 00:17
- His first fried rice on the channel. 01:52
- The first chicken on a stick he's had that wasn't completely red. 03:05
- Mala chicken: a dish he'd never seen. 03:28