Super China Buffet
Indianapolis, IN
1029 N Arlington Ave, Indianapolis, IN 46219
Next to an Ace Hardware in an old movie theater: tiny mushrooms, salsa on the bar and good curly fries, but dry goons, plain macaroni, fridge-flavored pasta salad and no pizza. Two stars.
2.0His ratingYelp said 3.1- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza NoNo pizza, one reason for the two stars.
- Price $17.01/person ($34.01 for 2)
Dishes
- Curly friesArby's-style curly fries. Pretty good.01:01
- Chicken wingNot bad, and sticky, 'stickier than some bubble gum on the underside of a bench'.01:18
- Stuffed mushroomItty-bitty stuffed mushrooms: 'this is so tiny'.00:45
- Crab rangoonEmpty-looking and dry: no goon to be found (see Rangoons).01:05
- Mac and cheeseLiterally just macaroni, hard, with a little soup at the bottom: it didn't even have cheese on it.01:24
- Pasta saladTastes like how a fridge smells.01:37
What he said
“Does a super China buffet deserve 3.1 stars? Probably not. Nothing tasted fantastic.”
“Mac and cheese didn't even have cheese on it. And there's no fucking pizza. I'm gonna have to knock it down to two stars.”
“One illicit dry goon. I am certainly not gooning in this establishment. There is no goon to be found here.”
“Yeah, it tastes like how a fridge smells.”
“This Ace Hardware looks like it was just put in place of an abandoned movie theater.”
“I think I've seen this painting at least 13 times now.”
Also noticed
- Next to an Ace Hardware in an old movie theater. A barely readable sign, a painting he's seen 'at least 13 times', pictures that have been up since opening, and self-serve drinks included in the buffet. 00:10
- Salsa on the buffet bar, the first he's seen. 00:56
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- A brown stain he's seen 'at least twice' (at other buffets, too). 00:26