Coco China Buffet
Bluffton, IN
2020 N Main St C, Bluffton, IN 46714
The first buffet where the Chinese food didn't taste like every other buffet's.
5.0His ratingYelp said 3.7- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, and it's five stars anyway. Joked he'd go higher than five if they had it (not his rating).
- Desserts Apple toaster strudel, Jell-O (every flavor)
- Price $14.93/person ($29.85 for 2)
Dishes
- Garlic shrimpAmong the best garlic shrimp he's ever had, and his main reason for the 5.03:00
- Black pepper chickenAlso good.03:16
- General Tso's chickenOn the plate; no verdict given.02:19
- Crab rangoonGood (see Rangoons).03:52
- Mac and cheeseReally good.04:47
- Apple toaster strudelFlaky, and better than McDonald's version by his account.04:15
- Stuffed mushroomDifferent from most he's seen, maybe a seafood filling; pretty average.04:32
- Meatball skewerTastes exactly like a meatball on a stick.03:44
- Unidentified chicken dishNot his favorite.03:33
- Unidentified chicken itemSpotted on the line; not rated.01:22
Halls
What he said
“I think I would easily give this a 5 stars. This is a five star buffet.”
“It's probably some of the best garlic shrimp I've ever had in my fucking life.”
“Oh, those are some good goons.”
“This is the first time the Chinese food at the Chinese buffet didn't taste like everybody else's Chinese food.”
“It's an apple pie toaster strudel. It's really flaky. This is the bomb. It's better than McDonald's.”
Also noticed
- A little above average in size. 00:20
- Lighting like a rave. 00:58
- Goldfish in a properly sized aquarium. 00:29
- Heat lamps covered so food can't get on them: a first for him. 01:00
- Eggs already chopped for the salad bar: a first. 02:33
- Pop-Tarts/toaster strudel on the buffet. 01:38
- Every flavor of Jell-O. 02:29
- Chinese zodiac placemat with a rooster. 00:45