China Wok Buffet
Wytheville, VA
Likely 330 Commonwealth Dr, #4, Wytheville, VA 24382 (he tagged only Wytheville; we matched the address)
Tiny goons and a Lunchable-sized pizza, but mayonnaise in the mac and cheese dropped it to 2.5.
2.5His ratingYelp said 3.3- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesTiny, like it came out of a Lunchable: 'one of them Dollar Tree pizzas'.
- Desserts Egg tarts, Off-brand Oreos, Fortune cookie
- Price $12.98/person ($25.95 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonTiny, and gooning (see Rangoons).02:38
- Coconut shrimpA big shrimp for coconut shrimp, and real sticky.03:54
- Mac and cheeseIt looked like thick white cheddar, but they put mayonnaise in the mac and cheese. 'Absolutely diabolical.'01:20
- Lo meinTasted like the inside of a fridge.04:08
What he said
“Does the China Wok deserve 3.3 stars? I'm going to lower it to two and a half stars.”
“Mayonnaise, Mac and cheese is just absolutely diabolical. I would have forgave all that other shit, but I'm getting tired of playing this cat and mouse game of is this cheese or mayonnaise?”
“Did they get this pizza out of a lunchable? Look how tiny that is.”
“They're tiny itty bitty ones. Oh yeah, we're gooning.”
“Door handle is taped together. That is a fine start to the evening.”
Also noticed
- A relatively small buffet with a menu that's been up since the '90s. 00:16
- Bright red seats like a 1950s diner. 02:16
- A buff horse statue. 00:34
- A well-put-together centerpiece of (off-brand) Oreos. 02:04
- A table style he'd never seen before. 02:30
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- The door handle was taped together, and the wallpaper is peeling, with tape trying to hold it back. 00:10
- Not a good bathroom: very dusty. 01:39