Asian House Hibachi Buffet
Mount Airy, NC
Likely 2021 Rockford St, Mount Airy, NC 27030 (he tagged only Mount Airy; we matched the address)
No hibachi despite the sign, almost everything burnt, and no pizza; the red chicken and goons were the bright spots. 1.8 stars.
1.8His ratingYelp said 2.5- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza No'Where's the pizza?' None, and he brings it up again in his verdict.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $12.30/person ($24.59 for 2)
Dishes
- Red grilled chickenA lot of red coloring, but pretty good.01:38
- Crab rangoonGooning (see Rangoons).03:13
- Sweet and sour chicken meatballs'Budget cuts': meatballs instead of actual chicken, tasting kind of like a baked bean.01:48
- Stuffed mushroomDefinitely burnt.02:52
- Egg rollBurnt, like almost everything.03:01
- Coconut shrimpLabeled fried cream shrimp; really coconut shrimp, burnt at the bottom.02:24
- Chinese spaghettiIt ain't great.03:32
- Macaroni saladNot pasta salad, and it tastes like absolutely nothing.03:38
What he said
“Does the Asian House Hibachi Buffet deserve two and a half stars? I'm gonna have to drop it down to 1.8 stars.”
“Why is Everything burnt. And where the fuck is the pizza? I mean, that sign literally says hibachi open every day. Where?”
“Why the fuck is everything burnt? Who the fuck burnt these? I'm torched.”
“One crab rangoon. Oh, yeah, I'm good.”
“Dude, this is not pasta salad. It tastes like absolutely nothing.”
“I guess we're having budget cuts now, cause we got the sweet and sour chicken, meatball. Budget cuts for sure. Can't afford the actual chicken anymore.”
What he didn't love
- Hibachi: The sign says hibachi is open every day, but there was no hibachi. 01:15
- The food overall: Almost everything was burnt, which stressed him out. 00:59
Also noticed
- A little spinning ball up top that he found fun. It's not horrible inside. 00:42
- A payphone that's older than he is. 01:59
- The most red-dyed chicken he's ever seen. 01:38
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- The awnings outside are dirty, almost black instead of red, one with a hole in it, and taped to a beam. The tiles are spray-painted. 00:14