Yichiban Buffet
Euless, TX
1201 Airport Fwy, Euless, TX 76040
An average buffet with enough unique Mexican flair—menudo, chicharrones and shrimp cocktail—that he would return. The rangoons are goonin, but the special fish tastes frozen and the seafood soup is gelatinous. He leaves it at 3.0 stars.
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza No
- Price $17.52/person ($35.05 for 2)
Dishes
- Chinese spaghettiIt looks pretty good and has egg in it. He tells his companion not to disrespect the Chinese spaghetti; no tasting verdict.00:38
- Chicken wingsHe calls them gelatinous and thick while taking some; no tasting verdict.01:11
- ChicharrónHe wonders whether a mystery item is a chicharrón, calls it Mexican bacon, and later decides that is what it was; no tasting verdict.01:27
- Fried sushiThe first plate's mystery item surprises him; he thinks it is fried sushi because it did not look like one.02:43
- Special boiled fishHe worries about anything labelled special boiled fish, then says it has a freezer taste, like it has been in there a while.02:14
- MenudoHe identifies one dish as menudo, a Mexican soup; no tasting verdict.04:32
- Seafood soupVery thick and gelatinous; he compares the taste to eating a booger and wonders why buffets serve it.04:55
What he said
“I think I'll leave it at three stars.”
“You know what? It's pretty good.”
“It's got like a freezer taste to it, like it's been in there a while.”
“Tastes like you're eating a booger, man.”
“There's like a mixture of Chinese and Mexican food at this place.”
“Don't you disrespect the Chinese spaghetti.”
Also noticed
- A large, highly decorated buffet with dressed-up figures and many separate counters—nearly an aisle for every item. 00:11
- An Eiffel Tower decoration at a Chinese buffet. 00:28
- A mix of Chinese and Mexican food, including chicharrones and menudo. 03:03
- A whole yam or sweet potato wrapped in foil on the buffet. 02:29
