Dragon Buffet
Medina, OH
A maze-like, dimly lit buffet with good ninja-star goons but microwave bacon and no pizza; dropped to 2.8.
2.8His ratingYelp said 3.4- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, the reason he drops it below Yelp's score.
- Desserts Strawberry pie, Pop-Tarts
- Price $33.63 total
Dishes
- Crab rangoonThick and ninja-star-shaped: good (see Rangoons).02:01
- BBQ chicken meatball skewerStained a little orange on the line. It's just a meatball.00:55
- Bacon-wrapped crab'Surf and turf' on a toothpick, with microwave bacon.01:09
- Prawn crackerTastes like nothing.01:53
- Coconut shrimpCovered all over in sauce.01:25
What he said
“you gotta stop calling me does the dragon buffet deserve 3.6 stars oh no it doesn't there there's no pizza I'm gonna drop it down to 2.8 stars”
“like guys where the fuck's the pizza out here ridiculous”
“one crab Rangoon ninja star shape oh that's good”
“the setup of this one really makes me feel like I'm in a Chinese buffet maze”
“bacon crab meat on a toothpick yeah that's microwave bacon all right”
“the lighting in here makes me feel like I'm in a scary movie”
Also noticed
- Set up like a Chinese buffet maze, with lighting like a scary movie or a prison. 00:12
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- A clean bathroom, with the leaking sink he says every Chinese buffet has, and no bucket under it. 02:34
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