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Day 138Posted Oct 30, 2026

Royal Sushi & Seafood Buffet

Hoffman Estates, IL
Likely 31 Golf Center, Hoffman Estates, IL 60169 (he tagged only Hoffman Estates; we matched the address)

Beautiful sushi, cheesecake-like rangoons and quality everywhere earn 4 stars, even if the price is crazy.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.1

$28.35/person · above his typical cost ($11.98 more than the $16.37 median)

  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza YesPre-sliced into individual pieces, which he appreciates; he calls it a Totino's for sure.
  • Desserts Lychee
  • Price $28.35/person ($56.69 for 2)
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Dishes

  • SushiAn immaculate, beautiful sushi line from people who actually know how to make it; he really likes the raw fish.02:30
  • Purple bunLike a little Grimace-colored pastry; really good and he'd eat it again.08:00
  • Chinese spaghettiPleasantly pleasant.08:12
  • New York makiA nice-looking roll, and spicy.06:30
  • Mexican makiCan't see any fish in it; tastes a little like a tortilla.07:19
  • RibsHuge, like a T. rex rib, but it tastes days old and microwaved a few times.07:42
  • EloteA big fan of elote; impressed they label that it has mayonnaise.01:30

Halls

What he said

“You know, I'm gonna give them 4 stars.”
08:28 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I think everything was quality. Everybody cared.”
08:41 from TikTok's auto-captions
“when you're here, you're treated like royalty at the Royal Buffet.”
01:42 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Now, the sushi here is beautiful.”
03:02 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Almost like biting into, like, a cheesecake or something.”
05:21 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I've never really seen a pizza presented like this.”
01:04 from TikTok's auto-captions

What he didn't love

  • Thinks the price is crazy, though you pay for what you get. 08:31

Also noticed

  • Basketball hoops inside, plus a turtle and a fish tank. 00:15
  • Finally, a buffet with a two-and-a-half-hour limit. 00:29
  • Real seafood boils, not skimpy ones; you're treated like royalty. 01:41
  • Heavy real plates, not plastic. 07:30

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