Hunan House Buffet
Miamisburg, OH
1228 E Central Ave #3573, Miamisburg, OH 45342
The lowest-rated buffet on Yelp so far (1.8) had surprisingly good fall-off-the-bone ribs and decent salmon, but off Hunan chicken, too-sweet coconut shrimp and no pizza. He bumped it to 2.5.
2.5His ratingYelp said 1.8- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza: it would have scored higher with it.
- Desserts Marshmallow fluff, Fortune cookie
- Price $16.58/person ($33.16 for 2)
Dishes
- Barbecue ribsSauced up and surprisingly good: it falls right off, when usually these are terrible.01:16
- SalmonIt's actually pretty good.01:27
- Crab rangoonPretty filled but not quite right. Still gooning, for about 10 minutes (see Rangoons).01:02
- French friesHe likes a good French fry from a Chinese buffet.01:11
- Broccoli saladUnlabeled, but he's pretty positive it's broccoli salad.01:46
- Hunan chickenHunan chicken from the Hunan buffet. It didn't taste great.01:36
- Coconut shrimpWay too sweet.02:27
What he said
“Does the Hunan Buffet in Miamisburg deserve 1.8 stars? Probably not. I mean, I really think it kind of deserves two and a half stars. It would have been higher if they had pizza.”
“This one has 1.8 stars on the Yelp. That's the fucking lowest one we've seen so far.”
“Pretty filled. They don't taste quite right. I mean, I'm still gooning.”
“Maybe not 9 to 5, but, you know, for at least 10 minutes.”
“that's surprisingly good. Look at that. Look at that. Just falls right off. I Don't have to do nothing.”
“Got me a piece of that coconut shrimp. That was way too sweet.”
What he didn't love
- Labels: Everything in one section was unlabeled. 01:48
Also noticed
- A pretty standard-looking Chinese buffet, a little stinky, with fine-china-style plates and a hand-washing sink by the ice cream (with a fancy handle). 00:26
- The lowest Yelp rating of the challenge so far (1.8). 00:08