China Buffet
Eastgate, OH
4394 Eastgate Square Dr, Cincinnati, OH 45245
A huge, carnival-like buffet with packed goons ('inflation didn't hit these goons'), gray bacon hot dogs and an off-color mystery fish. Most of it tasted good, for a good $32. Three stars.
3.0His ratingYelp said 2.6- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza No
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $32.00 total
Dishes
- Crab rangoonPacked with goon (see Rangoons).01:45
- FishA mystery fish with more flavor than the hot dogs. His only problem: it's not the correct color.02:12
- SpaghettiOn plate two with Sriracha. Why is it that sticky?02:29
- Bacon-wrapped hot dogDidn't look great and kind of gray. He didn't taste any of the bacon, and it was a little old.01:16
What he said
“I ate some questionable things. Most of it tasted good. I think it deserves 3 stars.”
“It's a good crab rangoons. Kind of packed that goon is. Inflation didn't hit these goons.”
“This cost me $32. It's good pricing for a Chinese buffet in Ohio.”
“This thing's huge and it's the only one with Coca Cola. That's a first.”
“The weird part is I didn't taste any of the bacon.”
“It's like a fucking carnival in here.”
Also noticed
- Huge and roomy, like a carnival, with a really clean fish tank (with actual rocks) and a grip-strength arcade machine that gave him a 'five'. 00:14
- The only buffet with Coca-Cola: they're all Pepsi. 01:12