China Garden Buffet
Springboro, OH
675 W Central Ave, Springboro, OH 45066
A forgotten-looking buffet between two Krogers with good goons and a badass dumpling, but a mushy corn bake and a hush puppy sold as a vegetable ball. About 3.8; pizza would have made it four.
about3.8His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.5- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, the only thing between it and four stars.
- Desserts All the desserts in one spot.
- Price $15.72/person ($31.44 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonLabeled cheese wontons, and good (see Rangoons).01:06
- DumplingPretty badass.02:21
- Chicken cheese rollsLooked pretty good on the line.01:17
- Fried vegetable ball (hush puppy)Labeled fried vegetable balls; definitely a hush puppy: 'false advertisement.'00:59
- Sweet corn bakeA baked sweet-corn 'lasagna thing' with a whole brick of cream cheese. Not how you make cornbread: it tastes like mushy bread, and the corn wasn't cooked all the way.01:11
What he said
“Does the China Garden Buffet in Springboro deserve two and a half stars? I'm gonna say no. Honestly, they deserve probably 3.8 stars.”
“But where the fuck is the pizza? They would have been at 4 stars.”
“I get a little nervous when they write cheese wontons up there. I hope these are crab rangoons. We're definitely gooning.”
“It's sandwich between an old Kroger and a new Kroger. The Chinese buffet just looks so out of place here.”
“This is a hush puppy. That is definitely a hush puppy. That was false advertisement.”
“This is not, in fact, how you make cornbread. It tastes like mushy bread.”
Also noticed
- Sandwiched between an old Kroger and a new Kroger, looking forgotten and out of place. Inside: a pretty nice fish tank, a little musky, Pokémon cards for sale, and the spot where the old hibachi used to be. 00:10
- Kroger ketchup on the table, 'community ketchup from Kroger'. 01:48