The City Buffet
Columbus, OH
3670 Soldano Blvd, Columbus, OH 43204
A nightclub of a buffet, the most upscale of his career, with one of the best mac and cheeses he's had and a great price. Five stars, no pizza and all.
5.0His ratingYelp said 4.0- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, but he let it slide: it didn't affect the score.
- Desserts Dessert squares (seen, not tried)
- Price $17.27/person ($34.54 for 2)
Dishes
- Mac and cheeseIt looked homemade, and it finally has flavor: 'Someone knows how to cook here.'00:42
- Crab rangoonSuperior triangles, but underperforming. Still gooning (see Rangoons).00:58
- Japanese ham saladFancy on the line. 'It's literally spam.'01:04
- Egg rollA Chinese buffet staple.01:09
Halls
What he said
“I give the City Buffet four stars. No, I would actually give them 5 stars. The price is great. The food was great. Mac and cheese actually had flavor.”
“The best way I can really describe the City Buffet is imagine a nightclub, but with buffets.”
“This is like the most upscale Chinese buffet I've ever been to in my entire career.”
“Do we finally have a Mac and cheese with flavor? That's one of the best Mac and cheeses I've had in one of these places ever.”
“These are some underperforming goons, to say the least. I'm still gooning.”
“But you know what I didn't have? I didn't have to be a millionaire to eat here.”
Also noticed
- 'Imagine a nightclub, but with buffets', with a seafood lounge. It felt like a whole other tax bracket, but he didn't have to be a millionaire to eat there. 00:11
- Chicken feet on the buffet (he passed: 'war flashbacks'). 00:35