China Harbor Super Buffet
Arlington, TX
3512 S Cooper St, Arlington, TX 76015
Red Baron pizza steals the show, with a baked crab cake and unusually chunky rangoons. He raises the 2.8 Yelp rating to 3.3.
3.3His ratingYelp said 2.8$21.10/person · above his typical cost ($4.73 more than the $16.37 median)
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesRecognizes a Red Baron frozen pizza and calls it superior.
- Desserts Peach pie (seen, not tried)
- Price $21.10/person ($42.19 for 2)
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Dishes
- Red Baron pizzaExcited to recognize it; declares Red Baron the superior frozen pizza.02:12
- Sushi with an unidentified toppingCouldn't identify the topping; decides it isn't Hot Cheeto dust.03:35
- Broccoli and cheeseA crusty-looking, average broccoli and cheese; he's not mad at it.03:50
- SausageThick skin, but he appreciates that it is already cut into bite-size pieces.04:01
- Baked crab cakeInteresting rather than terrible: a biscuit-like layer around imitation crab, and it tastes fine for what it is.04:18
- Rib-eye steakDoubts it is rib-eye and says it tastes microwaved.04:41
- Crab rangoonPretty good flavor; the chunks of crab create an unexpected texture.04:55
- Stuffed seafood with clamsDislikes that they use clams, but calls it not too shabby.02:47
- Unidentified sweet, crusty dishSweet and crusty, with a freeze-dried-bean comparison; not his favorite.05:22
Halls
What he said
“I'm gonna say no. I think they deserve 3.3 stars, honestly.”
“They know ball. The Red Baron pizza is superior.”
“it tastes pretty good but it just threw me off. It's like a texture thing.”
“It actually tastes fine for what it is.”
“I've been to Hundreds of Chinese buffet and ain't nobody ever making a baked crab cake.”
What he didn't love
- The toilet is so close to the surrounding fixtures that he wonders how anyone is supposed to get in. 02:58
Also noticed
- Admires the building exterior and assumes it had a previous life as another restaurant. A fountain is full of coins and dollar bills. 00:10
- A whole bowl of Valentina hot sauce catches his eye. 01:14
- Child buffet prices depend on height rather than age. 00:25
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- A little wet in the restroom, but otherwise he says it isn't bad in there. 03:08
In the video, he says…
“Cause like the crab Rangoon had hair. This has hair. I don't think it's me this time. There's no way.”
His words from the video posted Oct 7, 2026. Watch it on TikTok. This is what he reported, not a finding by this site.